Petch (parody)

Architect, tech lead, prophet of doom. Currently @abcaustralia, prev @thethinkmill, @ScentreGroup and @ustwo. Views are my own.

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Massive love and appreciation for @fancy_4n6 who made digital forensics approachable and fun. Feeling very lucky to be surrounded by inspiring and incredible women.

[Shanna Niggans 🦄 @fancy_4n6]

Day 1 of my Intro to Digital Forensics course complete with 28 incredible women attending @0xCC_sh today and tomorrow.

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Squash merge is what happens when a zip merge goes wrong.

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@piacandrews Vendors bringing “industry context & experience” implying there’s something going on out there that’s critically important but somehow invisible to government agencies.

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Yes and also: yes.

[Science in Australia Gender Equity (SAGE) @SciGenderEquity]

Having more women in leadership may signify progress towards gender equality, but context matters.

Appointing women to 'glass cliff' positions with a high risk of failure is a subtle form of sexism, which may not be obvious from the top-line numbers.

https://t.co/L0XPofT3te

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@HillsLimitedAU when is your remuneration report being released? I’ll sleep better knowing Mum’s pension isn’t propping up board associated @Mach7Tech

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How does it cost $75 for a week to access free to air tv in Sydney hospitals? After a pensioner discount. What kind of scheme is this and how do I get in on it?!

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@HillsLtd how do you justify a 50% price increase on your in-room tv since the start of 2023?

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Whoever flies a drone over Camperdown Memorial Park can you please not. Also why?

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✨Universal wisdom: If you have to use more than two bits of tape you’re doing it wrong.

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@jsscclr Seriously though lmk when it’s wall scale, I’d lose my rental deposit to have this on my wall.

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@jsscclr But is it wall-scale? 💫

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Vang Vieng > Bangkok https://t.co/vPL41v0l76

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Geez it’s good to be out and about again @ Luang Prabang ຫຼວງພະບາງ https://t.co/AfaMpPp3TS

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I’m getting ads for material handling equipment again, nature is healing?

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@nitecoder @hannahcancode They say they couldn’t be more serious but what are they doing on Sundays? Polishing their boots I presume.

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The hardest thing about leaving for holidays now is saying goodbye to my dog. RIP me.

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@elisechant @Infoxicador @remix_run I recently brought an app from Next.js v9 to v13 and was impressed with how well documented and smooth the process was. Ymmv.

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@joshhunt @GrantasaurosRex Either my hearing is just bad or this also happens to me. Sometimes seems like a tiny change in volume and only lasts a moment.

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It’s amazing what men will do to defend their right to post dick pics I mean their right to free speech.