Nick "New Year Same Exact" Pettazzoni

Welcome to the hole I have dug in the ground into which I shout my feelings also names of beers I drink

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What a time to be alive (pejoratively)

[scallop girl @pasta_niece]

🙈🙊🙉

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@FortPointer To be fair that does pretty accurately reflect the culture of the seaport

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They’re calling me The Woke Curt Schilling

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Did they get rid of even your own likes tab? They’re private even to yourself?

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@Dimillian Would maybe start to be interesting if it worked at all

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@Jameshammer23 @itsjvstjade @MaroonKennedy

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@WDWakeman Have you considered that nobody who actually lives in the city and uses the roads gives a shit what you think about them

[Jonathan Blow @Jonathan_Blow]

It's been 3 months since the 100x vibers started 100x vibin'! So, post your 25-years-of-work-equivalent project here, so we can signal boost and everyone can celebrate the Life's Work that you did in 3 months. Looking forward to it, Let's Go!!!

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@frandalorian @PoliticsAndEd @TabbyTeamster

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@chungris I mean they’re remaking the whole game there’s no reason to think they aren’t

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@TheKuhnerReport

[Jonathan Berk @berkie1]

On its third attempt tonight, Marblehead Town Meeting approved an “MBTA Communities–compliant” district largely centered on the 125-year-old Tedesco Country Club, meeting 3A requirements on paper while all but assuring no new housing would be built.

This comment says it all.

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@oskarth How’d you fuck it up this bad dude would you like me to send you a basic git tutorial

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Somehow learning only now that the plot of Galaxy Quest is almost identical to The Three Amigos

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@sasha_klaeb @PirateWires

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

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@Unsecured_CCTV

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@DHSgov