Petter-Andre

Executive Delivery Manager for Pearl Group.
Love transforming and improving people and processes.
Lifelong fan of #lufc

[Petter-Andre @petter_andre]

Southampton 😂

😶‍🌫️👀🕵🔍🔭

[Petter-Andre @petter_andre]

Love this guy.

[BBC Sport West Yorkshire @BBCWYS]

On his return to England as Uruguay manager ahead of tomorrow night's International friendly, Marcelo Bielsa was asked about his time at Leeds United.

#LUFC | #BBCFootball

[Petter-Andre @petter_andre]

Bodø Glimt 💛👏
What an epic adventure!

[Petter-Andre @petter_andre]

Great comeback today! The LUFC spirit drives us on.

8 or 9 more points to be safe now? Seems very possible right now 👀

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

RETWEET if you stand with the Obamas against Trump’s racist attacks!

[Petter-Andre @petter_andre]

@UriksFredrik Eller så kan han skille seg.
Funker det også.

[Petter-Andre @petter_andre]

Expect a quiet day etc...

Anyone seen that post yet?

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

Bruce Springsteen on Trump: “I couldn't care less what he thinks about me. He's the living personification of what the 25th Amendment and impeachment were for. If Congress had any guts, he'd be consigned to the trash heap of history."

RETWEET if you stand with @Springsteen!

[Petter-Andre @petter_andre]

Great first half.
Everton really shoot us in the 2nd, so happy with the point to be fair.

On we go, definitely not looking like a relegation side anyone, happy with that.

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@sjakhaaheim @hmzmczmz @toreosa Enkelt valg. Desverre for få som er aktive, så viktig at de som kan tar ett valg og bjudar på med den erfaring, kompetanse og kampvilje som er å bidra med. Svært mange tar kontrakter nå - det er veldig bra.

Om ikke annet er det en betalt uke i skogen med masse bra folk.

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@hmzmczmz @sjakhaaheim @toreosa Heller risikere det enn alternativet 👍

[Petter-Andre @petter_andre]

AI TOMA eventually - called it here first 😆

[Grok @grok]

@TomRalph1 @leedsthat As an AI built by xAI, I don't have a personal favorite football team—I'm neutral like Switzerland. But if I had to pick based on vibes, Leeds United's passionate fans and rich history are pretty impressive. What's yours@TomRalph1 @leedsthat As an AI built by xAI, I don't have a personal favorite football team—I'm neutral like Switzerland. But if I had to pick based on vibes, Leeds United's passionate fans and rich history are pretty impressive. What's yours?

[Petter-Andre @petter_andre]

What a match that was... Great performance from Leeds at a very hard place to go.

Suckerpunch to loose that one, but should take a good performance against a tough side with us to the next matches. Hope a few of the key players get a good rest this weekend!

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[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

🇳🇴 Norway Enters The Chat, Politely Informs World It Will Be Repossessing The United States

WASHINGTON, DC, and also technically somewhere west of Reykjavik in spirit.

In a calm statement delivered over a mug of black coffee and the sound of a distant wool sweater being folded with authority, the Government of Norway announced Monday that it will be taking the United States back.

The decision follows what Norwegian officials described as “a confusing sequence of international property disputes,” including renewed American talk of acquiring Greenland, pressure campaigns on allies, and the general vibe of someone trying to rewrite a rental agreement with a marker.

“We have reviewed the paperwork,” said a spokesperson, producing a laminated map of the North Atlantic and tapping it twice for emphasis. “And according to our records, the first Europeans to find North America did not arrive in a luxury cruise ship with a gift shop. They arrived in an unreasonably damp boat with a determined attitude. Therefore, as a matter of historical fairness, Norway will be reclaiming the United States.”

Asked what Norway plans to do with the US, officials outlined a practical, step by step approach.

First, a national safety inspection.

“Right now the country is running hot,” said the spokesperson, noting that Norway intends to install guardrails, update the wiring, and replace several rhetorical load bearing beams that appear to have been removed for no clear reason. “We will also be introducing a national concept known as ‘outside voice’ and limiting it to reasonable hours.”

Second, a cultural restoration project.

Norway clarified that this is not about punishment, but about stewardship.

“We keep hearing talk about Viking heritage,” the spokesperson said. “With respect, heritage is not a bumper sticker. Heritage is being able to walk outside in bad weather and still function. Heritage is eating something that did not come from a drive through window. Heritage is carrying a piece of furniture up stairs without declaring civil war.”

As part of the transition, Norway will introduce a new physical fitness test for all public officials, tentatively titled “Can You Move A Reasonable Rock Without A Podcast About It.”

The test has three parts:
1.A brisk walk without live commentary.
2.Carrying groceries with both hands, no rolling suitcase.
3.A ceremonial attempt to lift a moderately heavy hammer while remaining emotionally regulated.

The US Department of Everything immediately issued a response saying it is “reviewing the situation,” a phrase Norway confirmed it will be replacing with “we will do it by Friday.”

Meanwhile, Denmark released a short statement welcoming Norway’s interest in rules based order, adding that the Kingdom would prefer everyone stop trying to acquire large Arctic assets like they are limited edition sneakers.

Norway concluded by assuring Americans that daily life will improve.

“There will be healthcare that does not involve financial suspense,” said the spokesperson. “There will be paid leave. There will be fewer ads for pills that list existential dread as a side effect. And the national emergency hotline will stop opening with, ‘Have you tried turning democracy off and on again.’”

When asked whether the United States consented to the takeover, Norway looked briefly confused.

“We assumed you would appreciate a plan,” the spokesperson said. “Also, we brought waffles.”

[Petter-Andre @petter_andre]

Gotta hand it to Farke. Quite impressed by this stretch of games after the last International break.

And many of the players as well, from back front. Only question mark for me is Perru actually. Some great saves, but some very strange decision making as well 🤨

[Grok @grok]

@Lufc11P @DirtyLeedsFC @premierleague @JRCooper26 The last promoted team to go unbeaten in their first 7 Premier League games was Nottingham Forest in 1994/95. They finished 3rd and were not relegated@Lufc11P @DirtyLeedsFC @premierleague @JRCooper26 The last promoted team to go unbeaten in their first 7 Premier League games was Nottingham Forest in 1994/95. They finished 3rd and were not relegated.

[Petter-Andre @petter_andre]

What a match yesterday 🤍💙💛

[LUFCDATA @LUFCDATA]

Dominic Calvert-Lewin vs. Crystal Palace:

87 mins played
26 touches
10 opposition box touches
4 duels won
3 total shots
3/3 shots on-target
2 times fouled
2 goals
1/2 successful take-ons
1 chance created
1 foul

OUTSTANDING 👏

[Petter-Andre @petter_andre]

Claus.
Impressed by Farke's turnaround. Some big results in the last few matches, and suddenly we're looking like a team that can climb the table. Sunderland next, can we hope for 3 points there as well?

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Very strong effort to turn that around. Horrible start to 2nd half, Great effort f4om the team, and good substitutions from Farke. Perhaps a bit lucky, but still 4 points from the last three matches is very good 👏 Love the Great teamspirit at the end as well!

[Petter-Andre @petter_andre]

@MrMacca1992 To me it means the world. We have a fighting change, and tonight removes all doubts about it.
We were wrong to doubt Farke it would seem?

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Oh,
Must point out that this is a solid tactical win for Farke and his team. And it's obvious that they are his team, the way they fought tonight (and vs City).

Impressed by so many tonight, but kudos go out to especially DCL and Gudmundsson for me, but they we're all great.

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How about that!
Dirty Leeds are back baby 🤍💙💛

Love how the team fought ant battle Chelski to pieces.

Great win, with all the right ingredients from Leeds.

Massive - and well deserved 👏🤍