Timo Petman

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

Boris Johnson is nearly right. It’s not a “witch hunt”; it’s a “which cunt”. As in “which cunt misled Parliament on repeated occasions?”, “which cunt gave a knighthood to a massive pile of melted ice cream?”, & “which cunt is my dad?”

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

I might get my computer to write a song called 'You Can Call Me AI'

[Guardian culture @guardianculture]

Pet Shop Boys’ 30 greatest songs – ranked! https://t.co/wDM7zwNZad

[Timo Petman @pettis]

@PolarGlobal Hello DRCPET1

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the Day (again) is ‘quiddling’ (18th century): busying oneself with trivial tasks as a way of avoiding the important ones.

[Timo Petman @pettis]

Retweet for the #FIFAWorldCup #Final

[Timo Petman @pettis]

Here's the music video for my track 'Effing FIFA' to celebrate the final stretch of matches in FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022™
#FIFAWorldCup #gay

https://t.co/8acSEuRTL1

[Timo Petman @pettis]

@GaryLineker https://t.co/7m3tce4vNf

[Timo Petman @pettis]

@joelycett Looking forward to this!
And while we are talking about Qatar and LGBTQ+ rights: https://t.co/7m3tce4vNf

[Timo Petman @pettis]

Retweet for the #FIFAWorldCup #SemiFinals

[Timo Petman @pettis]

Here's the music video for my track 'Effing FIFA' to celebrate the final stretch of matches in FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022™
#FIFAWorldCup #gay

https://t.co/8acSEuRTL1

[Timo Petman @pettis]

@TheLastLeg @Channel4 #isitok I made a late-in-the-game #FIFAWorldCup parody video now that everybody has moved on?
https://t.co/8acSEva2Z9

[Timo Petman @pettis]

@TheLastLeg #MascotDick surely.
Related: https://t.co/7m3tce4vNf

[Timo Petman @pettis]

@frankieboyle You suggested turning his speech into a house track. I did sorta Latin beat instead.

[Timo Petman @pettis]

Here's the music video for my track 'Effing FIFA' to celebrate the final stretch of matches in FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022™
#FIFAWorldCup #gay

https://t.co/8acSEuRTL1

[Timo Petman @pettis]

Here's the music video for my track 'Effing FIFA' to celebrate the final stretch of matches in FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022™
#FIFAWorldCup #gay

https://t.co/8acSEuRTL1

[Timo Petman @pettis]

Here’s my sample collage of, and commentary on, The 2022 FIFA World Cup.

Sources:
- Press conference speech by Gianni Infantino.
- Crowd noise and sound bites from commentators from various matches in the group stages.

#FIFAWorldCup #gay #SoundCloud https://t.co/JPN5XAaBDq

[Soviet Visuals @sovietvisuals]

Soviet kids, 1980s

[mutable joe @mutablejoe]

a horse walks into a bar and says to the barman, "on a right angled triangle with sides x, y and z, if x and z are perpendicular which side is opposite the right angle?", and the barman says "y, the long face"

[Meripuu @meripu]

Vastuullinen Reissumies käyttää maskia tänä syksynä! Toivottavasti moni seuraa esimerkkiä! https://t.co/CM9GwdgNBy #korona #WearAMask #fazer

[Jon Brown @beardandbible]

I don’t know who made this but they deserve an award