Pet Trainer Shane

He/him | Only the best pet trainer from down under 🇦🇺 | Ultimate trans man 🏳️‍⚧️ | I CAN'T TRAIN YOUR EGGS!!!!

[Pet Trainer Shane @pettrainershane]

Do you remember when you joined ITS CALLED TWITTER? I do! #MyTWITTERAnniversary
oh my god

[Pet Trainer Shane @pettrainershane]

I DONT FUCKING WANT ITTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Pet Trainer Shane @pettrainershane]

i've just had ENOUGH hearing this bloody number. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY......

[Pet Trainer Shane @pettrainershane]

MY HUSBAND'S ALIVE AND WELL OH MY GOD OH MY GOD TOM

[Pet Trainer Shane @pettrainershane]

noticed that burt had the new pudding house and i decided to have a little sneak peek... NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN.

[Pet Trainer Shane @pettrainershane]

@AdoptTraveller Why did she even think that was a good idea..??

[Pet Trainer Shane @pettrainershane]

principal emma just blew up the entire school

[Pet Trainer Shane @pettrainershane]

@toymakerjavier WHAT THE FUCK

[Pet Trainer Shane @pettrainershane]

IT IS FUCKIN CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pet Trainer Shane @pettrainershane]

@Jazzterscircus HAWK WHAT...

[Pet Trainer Shane @pettrainershane]

@AdoptMe_Concep i'm sorry, but he belongs to somebody else.............. (not me)

[Pet Trainer Shane @pettrainershane]

@GrandpaHamAM IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT THOSE TROLLS STOLE THEM

[Pet Trainer Shane @pettrainershane]

MY GODDAMN CLOTHES

[The Old Man.... @GrandpaHamAM]

Those little trolls stole his clothes!!!!

Shane down.. very bad!!! 🤏🙈

[Pet Trainer Shane @pettrainershane]

@burtadoptme so??

[Pet Trainer Shane @pettrainershane]

Please stop bringing in your hawks and calling them Tuah...

[Pet Trainer Shane @pettrainershane]

@burtadoptme OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD

[Pet Trainer Shane @pettrainershane]

MY BAUBLES HAVE ESCAPED MY CHRISTMAS TREE ONCE AGAIN ARE YOU SERIOUS

[Pet Trainer Shane @pettrainershane]

@CookieFan39662 dang it

[Pet Trainer Shane @pettrainershane]

WHO CAUGHT THIS FOOTAGE OF ME??!???

[Adopt Me! @PlayAdoptMe]

Enter the Mistletroll Village this FRIDAY! Melt Off minigame, new Bauble Buddies pet, the Ratatoskr, and a Fairy Bat Dragon! ✨☃️

⏰ https://t.co/F1CoEb1HBU

[Pet Trainer Shane @pettrainershane]

@PlayAdoptMe alright WHO HERE took this footage of me... show yourselves...

[Pet Trainer Shane @pettrainershane]

@Jazzterscircus unfortunately "pet trainer" tuahhawk will be training pets

[Pet Trainer Shane @pettrainershane]

i am not stepping into that place until principal emma quits with the brainrot stuff