Sage the Storyteller

I go by Gus on the internet

[Sage the Storyteller @pettyantagonist]

@Osiorufosho OMG BEN 😭😭😭

[𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝕃𝕀𝔹ℝ𝔸 ✨ @venusianhunty]

STOP MAKING ME CREATE AN ACCOUNT WHEN APPLYING FOR A MF JOOOOOOOOOOBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fuck I’m an idiot :(

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GOD IS GOOD!!!!!

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I pray every day my wife keeps getting sent assholes ‘til the day she meets me 😤

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Why does Fanta taste different from McDonald to McDonald if everything is supposed to be tightly regulated etc?

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Nah timber wolves got it

[painhub @KForprez]

Boston, congrats on this ring 💍

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@morgan__trades So all I need to do is just buy some GameStop stock and I’ll be set until the price falls?

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@KForprez Horny ass people in that booth

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What do y’all be doing when you’re just tired?

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How long we boycotting McDonald’s? ngl im craving fresh fries :(

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@AmandaLuckett_ Post it here

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People that always ask for help but never return the favor are weeds. Sometimes you gotta get rid of the rose bush to see your garden thrive.

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No you won’t 😭

[painhub @KForprez]

We’ll come back stronger

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Headed home after work, been lifting heavy ass boxes n puttin em on a container. when I get into my car my boss, who’s a pretty funny guy asks me to give him a ride. Only for me to get jumped by some acrobatic kid n mr dark knight cause we loading gun. Tf I ain’t know that.

[❦ @fentyheffa]

tweet like you live in gotham city

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Like that on 🔂

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Going on a social circle purge.

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I’m burning bridges this year, and I’m not apologizing for it.

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I have the fattest crush on two people and one of them isn’t even real… the one is my girlfriend, the other:

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@AmandaLuckett_ All of a sudden I fuck with kj

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@AmandaLuckett_ Who gassing you up like that