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not a pimp I just be pimpin

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fig tree analogy Saturday night

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I know I have too few Mexican friends rn bc it’s been a min since I smoked a blunt

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Riri can I plz respectfully flash ur husband

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who wants to play my least favorite game: where the fuck is my juul?

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I wish all my boyfriends would break up with their girlfriends

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wyd if ur 5 year situationship got in an arranged marriage situation but keeps tryna take you out??? Like poor dude fr. She’s cute but id miss me too💔

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@MackenzieNoakes Am I wrong

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every time I take out my diva cup I have the intrusive thought that there’s definitely a niche group of freaks out there that would love to take that shit like a shot

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pussy so good I can turn a they/them into a gentleman

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no I did not “fuck my way up to the top” but I have fucked my way to rock mf bottom

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I luv me a 6’5 man but any taller than that they start having that over-active pituitary gland ass face

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the sexual tension between me and every caesar salad that crosses paths with me

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in 8th grade my science teacher would give u candy if u beat her in trivia crack

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tried telling a man his chain was cunty and he goes “you think it makes me look like a pussy?🙁”

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if u catch me talking to a guy I shouldn’t be talking to just know he’s distracting me from this new guy I shouldn’t be talking to

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u can take away my rights but you’ll never take away these tits

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when “boys will be boys” and they’re rapists it’s chill but when “girls will be girls” and they’re witches they get burned at the stake

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nooo I didn’t say I peaked in high school I said I hit peak ED in high school

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on my journey to being “my best self” but what if I don’t like that bitch?

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can’t complain about shit these days bc every moment it’s like “Kim people are dying”

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I’m a bad bitch with no passport bc if I get one I’ll put myself in situations