rae is a petty minnow

i read a lot, i'm hopelessly liberal, i like cats, i'm teaching myself to play the piano, and i'm pretty sickly. happily 🇨🇦.

[rae is a petty minnow @pettyminnow]

i just found my internet white whale, which is a hilarious flash animation for don't stop believin' and i have been looking for this for over ten years and there it was on youtube plain as day. go watch. https://t.co/pKedwSHs19

[rae is a petty minnow @pettyminnow]

@MetalBlonde nothing too heavy or upsetting. stuff that is witty and/or funny that lets me escape from the real world. so i guess romantic comedy would be top of the list.

[rae is a petty minnow @pettyminnow]

@Claudia_Fosca @Kris10Callihan YES this is brilliant!!!

[rae is a petty minnow @pettyminnow]

@Kris10Callihan they synonym one i just heard today and it cracked me up. the pillow one has been my go-to joke for 25 years.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

Look, I'm no big deal, but today is the final straw for me. I will never support Trump again. If that makes me a NeverTrumper, so be it.

I am a tea party conservative, that will never change. But Trump was a traitor to this country today. That must not be accepted.

Speak out.

[rae is a petty minnow @pettyminnow]

@jeaninereads i read 'rebel belle' by rachel hawkins for paranormal ya, bc i don't do paranormal as a rule and it looked cute. and it was hilarious. so hearty recommend for that!

[rae is a petty minnow @pettyminnow]

hey can any of you guys recommend a time travel romance that isn't outlander or time traveler's wife? #rippedbodicebingo

[rae is a petty minnow @pettyminnow]

sharing a bed with my sweet husband went well. his snoring didn't bug me, my coughing didn't bug him. the cats were hella confused though.

[rae is a petty minnow @pettyminnow]

i laughed for a solid minute. husband just stared at me. https://t.co/Cbpv7teLYV

[Morgan Wright 💎 @byMorganWright]

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast😂?

#writerslife #amwriting

[Teen Vogue @TeenVogue]

oh absolutely not https://t.co/OJbSZHitRJ

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Just two weeks after the massacre of journalists in Maryland, Trump says he *understands* the hatred of journalists because they're "the enemy of the people." The man is grotesque, despicable, risible, troglodytic, traitorous, obscene... I'm out of words. Simply put, he's a turd. https://t.co/MvJzIVuTIE

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

"The Proud Boys" sounds like a degenerative brain disease that's contracted after hazardous exposure to excessive amounts of Under Armour shirts and Axe Body Spray.

[rae is a petty minnow @pettyminnow]

@mamaboo7907 oh yuck. migraines are bad enough, but anxiety attacks on top of migraines are just a gift from hell. hope the meds help!!!

[Maxx Danziger @MaxxSIO]

me, at a club: do you take requests?

DJ: yeah what’s up

me: *slides over $10* please turn it down

[rae is a petty minnow @pettyminnow]

@remarkablylisa i love them. i often listen as i fall asleep, but then i have to find my place the next night. sometiems i listen to books i've already read so if i miss a little it isn't the end of the world. i hope your slump ends though!

[rae is a petty minnow @pettyminnow]

since i got sick five years ago, i've slept in our spare bedroom so husband doesn't have to hear me cough, deal with my insomnia or cope with whatever is making me sickest. after a lifetime, the slats on my bed broke today. pour one out for husband who has to share with me now.

[rae is a petty minnow @pettyminnow]

@ga_bits mine raps 80's rap. word perfect, but he sounds so very very white.

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@UrsulaV because it's dull you twit, it'll hurt more.