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@misslibrarian Congratulations on such awesome progress! Get it!

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Biking with Ben in scenic Greenville. The sausage biscuit is indigenous to South Carolina. http://t.co/Ies2nH3ILV

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"The Lord giveth and the government taketh away!" -- Ben on marijuana being illegal.

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1st time voting in SC. I'd rather want to be in a swing state! I want the anticipation & titillation that only being a swinger can provide!

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@misslibrarian What book? But what civilized city wouldn't have real napkins!

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Poor Bride if Frankenstein. First the bad hairstyle & now her husband is canoodling with that old witch http://t.co/mhuP7AVU

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@HollyWillNot Mine would be better if I could arch a single eyebrow. I NEED a Scarlet O'hara glare.

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@misslibrarian I already have a submission. One from a hippie "friend" who is always posting on facebook about how she's "off the grid".

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@hopelarson Congratulations! That's amazing. I hope you can convince the mayor!

[Libba Bray @libbabray]

I want to program my alarm clock to say, "Something dark & evil has awakened..." every morning when I get up. @lbkids #Diviners

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@New_Dork You look great!

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@lawsome30 Oh no! I'm sorry - that's a horrible start to a Tuesday morning.

[Lindsey Grossman @ShesRaveled]

"He was from Asheville." As if that explains it: Naked Man Crashes 7-Year Old's Birthday Party: http://t.co/V95jRy0V

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@Amaz0n_Princess Way to go! You can outrun a trout, your elder, and a MONEYMAKER. Woot - woot!

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@lawsome30 I hope you have nothing planned for the next several days...

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Saw a sign for a Bojangles. It's nice to be in civilization again.

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Slept for 2 hours at a rest area without anyone deciding to give us a little life experience. So I'm feeling pretty good about that.

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I just woke up. I prefer to experience West Virginia while completely unconscious.

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Still haven't eaten supper. Not desperate enough to eat a hot dog at a gas station but desperate enough to NOTICE them there.

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Just entered New York & Ben is listening to Christian rap. (It's worse than you're thinking.) This isn't the NY experience I dreamed of.