Pewlitzer

Satire, news, lunacy, mischief, nonsense, one-liners and parody.

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@MoralFitnezz Interesting

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@TheNBACentel Reality t-shirt:

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@PolymarketHoops With ZERO defense played by either team, any turnover was stupid. Give it up for Paige not being "Stupid."

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@catturd2 Yep.

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@jaredsmithbets This is more appropriate!

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New WNBA t-shirt.

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.@WNBA Amazon Prime sucks. Control room more interested in show Amazon affiliated commercials than the games two time outs and viewers missed important parts of the game, and it’s not even halftime yet!!!

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@karnsies817 I’d say you’re wrong. His career average is 70.1. You cherry picked his best season. Colt McCoy had a better season with 76.7 in 2008.

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@AlinaHabba Important! But why didn’t James McHenry (DOJ) and Brian Driscoll (FBI) have the Epstein files boxed up and ready to go for Bondi and Patel when they arrived! Something is fishy and promises have NOT been kept.

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The images speak for themselves. Congrats to @realdonaldtrump and @elonmusk for the success of DOGE. Image by @grok

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I don’t listen to!

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If you support Robert F Kennedy Jr, Tulsi Gabbard Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth, drop a “🇺🇸”

Time to let the 53 Republican Senators know that we want change

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Yes!!!

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🚨BE HONEST:

DO YOU BELIEVE PETE HEGSETH IS A GOOD MAN?

A. YES
B. NO

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Yep!!!

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Yes

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@GayRepublicSwag Fewer people to fire!

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@kylenabecker @mattgaetz Primary Cornyn

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@iAnonPatriot Fewer swamp people to fire!

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@MikeLeeforUtah One more victory required for many more: Pease remember that Mitch McConnell refused to support @karilake in AZ with $ in her winnable race. @johnthune and @johncornyn could have convinced McConnell to help out the Senate. Unconscionable. Egregious. Unworthy of Majority Leader

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@HawleyMO Prove your victory was worthy and remember that Mitch McConnell refused to support @karilake in AZ with $ in her winnable race. @johnthune and @johncornyn could have twisted McConnell's arm to help out the Senate. Unconscionable. Egregious. Unworthy of Majority Leader.