flawless baguette

welcome to the burner account of a lustful bisexual (slut in view).

[flawless baguette @pexistshere]

My ways of coping aren’t healthy and i can only hope that they kill me one day so i can finally rest

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the monster and his box of sweets lol

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thinking about how my father never declined our ritual of him picking me up, throwing me up in the air and making happy noises while we both giggled, even when I got too heavy to throw

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it’s so hard bc he still had his good days and i still miss him and my mother still loved him despite everything

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literally too young to be a fucking fool tf??

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you’re a bloody fool

[Famouspluto @Famouspluto_]

Hmmm

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O je bomb o je bomb o je bomb motherfucker

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I love drizzys so much

[Olori🍒 @OloriOfOloris]

Na who dey alive dey nurse patient.

Best sharwarma in Abuja by the way😭

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can’t wait for Thursday

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which one is this one again?😔

[ִֶָ🇦🇷 @shadedtheo]

Being a bisexual Nigerian is very performative.

[Mariam❤️ @RiamReni]

@itschargiee Calling it weaponized incompetence is saying they have the intellectual ability to feign that act, some of them are just stupid which is more annoying because why are you an adult so stupid and useless?

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@IbeakaAmanda @inecnigeria Hi, are you still there please?

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My own is to be asking my friends on snap “what show is this?” when they streak sth interesting. Mind you, I’ll most likely never watch it lmfao

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Even the ones that come back home bc they are frustrated, the quality of life is still different man chai

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it’s so crazy bc even if na construction work or cleaning work or warehouse work them dey do, such a fucking difference

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

I’ve tweeted it before but I’ll say it again, everyone I know that traveled out 2-4 years there life has gotten significantly better in a way that might not have happened if they were still in Nigeria.

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my little cousin literally bought a car off of cleaning and sweeping parks at 19 in college. I use how many years senior am and I can’t even afford my own place🤣🤣

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@ms_sukihana what a time to be celibate o Jesus

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oh-

[sukihana olobo sugar. (she/they)🏳️‍⚧️ @ms_sukihana]

Like mad, also it makes you horny out of nowhere.
Most of healing process is just it make you horny. 💀

[flawless baguette @pexistshere]

mind you, he also said that terrestrial powers are good and he believes in them but he believes in his Islamic god more? Oga pick one side and stay there now, why are you trying to do 2fa?🤣😭😭

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Barrister gaslighting the terrestrial mothers in “cash madam” will forever be funny.

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bc what does he mean by if he doesn’t succeed in life, they will be put to shame?🤣🤣