Peeyto

Class of 2020, more or less

[Peeyto @pey_reilly]

???

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔

[anna @charliekclly]

fuck it if we’re in 2016 again i’m listening to twenty one pilots

[Peeyto @pey_reilly]

Link in Tears of the Kingdom

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

A new invention from the Chinese.

Do you want to experience it?

[Philip Debussy @thotmanifesto]

mid sh*t and my coworker bursts into the bathroom to tell me that the auditors are here like ok paul revere…let’s send a text next time

[Stealth @Stealth40k]

Game Informer's best game of all time bracket has been completed.

After 200000 fan votes, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is the winner!

[frankenstein zeppo @NoahPasternak]

Elmo is this guy bothering you

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

mancala was THE game for kids who loved small smooth stones and strategy

[Peeyto @pey_reilly]

@meghanator5000 If I could retweet this I would

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

may the my birthday be with you

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

these mfs are posting live doxing assassination coordinates of santa smh 😔

[Suzanne @SJohnsdottire]

Pro-lifers don't like complexity. At 17 weeks my placenta detached and he was much too small. I thought I felt my baby's frantic attempts to breathe. My OBGYN advised me to terminate the pregnancy, there wasn't much time. But I couldn't.

[Chloé Cunha @ChloeCunha]

Okay but what if a woman arrives at a clinic to get an abortion but then goes into labor right then and there and the baby comes out wearing a top hat and it starts singing and dancing like the WB frog. What then

[nico @byeenicoo]

subway is actually the worst sub place and don’t say “my brother in christ u make the sandwich” my brother in christ the ingredients are garbage

[Tom Junod @TomJunod]

A woman is raped by a football player. She tesifies against him and lives in isolation in the freshman dorm. One night, there is knock on her door. She opens it, and another football player fills it. “Hello,” he says. “My name is Irv Pankey, and I believe everything you say.” 1/

[Peeyto @pey_reilly]

I think I hate Mario 64

[Peeyto @pey_reilly]

@BenChapmanMagic When I visit we should play that

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

ratio + fraction + decimal + numerator + denominator - factorial × quadratic formula ÷ solve for x + you fell off + let me help you back up so we can do more math

[Peeyto @pey_reilly]

Historical American Girl doll who grows up in 2020 and in her “Happy Birthday” book she hosts a party over Zoom