Pey Behin

Analogue Real Estate Principles Tailored for the Digital World. Wealth through Real Estate and $bitcoin

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@Freedom250 What’s up with the fireworks? Delayed or…?

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Downtown Bethesda is adding 420 new homes next to Metro, plus public open space and ground-floor retail. More walkable housing near transit could mean less pressure on rents and fewer car-dependent commutes. Smart growth or still not enough?

#BethesdaMD #SmartGrowth #DMVLiving

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Montgomery County knows this name.

Steeze Burger is opening its first permanent spot in Gaithersburg!

From pop-up to Washington Post # 1 spot to nonstop lines.

Spring 2026.

If you ain’t steezin’, you ain’t pleasin’!

#SteezeBurger #Gaithersburg #dmvfood #montgomerycountymd

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If you’re school district just went from a 9 to a 6, your property value could drop up to $100,000

Fairfax County Public Schools is considering redrawing school boundaries.

Up to 1,700 students could be impacted. Along with families, commutes, property values. #FairfaxCounty

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Parents in Fairfax County are just finding out School boundaries are being redrawn for the first time in decades

This could change where kids go to school and split communities

These are kids. Not lines on a map.
Real estate values will change!

#FairfaxCounty #FCPS #Virginia

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Rockville just stole the internet’s favorite food spot.
Flavor Hive is opening in MoCo.

Bring your own chips.
Turn candy into ice cream.

Opening week is about to be chaos.

#RockvilleMD #MoCoEats #DMVFood #FlavorHive #viralfood

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@TRobinsonNewEra What a beautiful video!

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@NewsAsset 2-3 years, I thought our ponzi had until 2030!

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Chocolate is for Sellers! Happy Halloween. #Halloween #RealEstate #Halloween2025

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@IamEmily2050 @xfreeze Did you ever drop em?

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@onepeloton hi guys. I’m wondering why after all these years of Covid, why are there still so many empty classes. Before covid, they were all full. You can really see a difference in the instructors and the way they feed off the energy of full classes. Which, in turn, we feel at home. Can we please go back to normal?

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@NewsAsset @Sassafrass_84 💀💀

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@LoganMohtashami Yes!!! Let this happen

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@SharylAttkisson Hey Sharyl,

Being gay is a crime, but trans is not via a loophole implemented by the first ayatollah.

This is why Iran is the third biggest trans surgical hotspot in the world.

I’m not pro this regime at all. Just wanted to correct this statement. Love you and Full Measure.

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@yaronhadad @realMaalouf @grok 2 yrs old, during the Mahsa Amini protests. https://t.co/ScSYz6N7pF

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Come for the house, stay for the commentary! #bethesdamd #WashingtonDC #realestate #housetour #luxurylifestyles #comedy

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Tankless water heaters are just like all my past relationships. It only heats up when she wants something, the rest of the time it’s just cold and unresponsive. 🥁

Come for the real estate, stay for the commentary. Call me to live paycheck to paycheck because your therapist said to get out of your comfort zone.

💵$1,999,900
📍 6522 Walhonding Rd, Bethesda, MD 20816
🏠 6 🛏️ 3.5 🛀 3,934 sqft
💼 Leyla Hoji

#glenechoheights #DreamHome #RealEstateGoals #mdrealestate #LuxuryLiving #bethesdaMD #MidCenturyModern #midcentury

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Because nothing says ‘I’m fine’ like a 10,000sf 7-bedroom mausoleum to your loneliness, complete with a wine cellar for your regrets, a sauna to sweat out your sins, and a private elevator for when your too hungover to climb into your shame attic and pretend you’re not spiraling. That double-headed shower with Bluetooth? Now you can cry to Adele in surround sound. This is a dream house for laundering money and hosting friends that can buy elections. DM for details before the FBI does

💵$5,500,000
📍 4920 Loughboro Rd NW, Washington, DC 20016
🏠 7 🛏️ 8.2 🛀 9,994 sqft
💼 Brian Thomas

#kentdc #DreamHome #RealEstateGoals #dcrealestate #LuxuryLiving

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Come for the house, stay for the commentary!

1070 Vista Drive is a real estate fantasy come true—8,000 sqft of pure opulence. This stunning estate is a blend of French charm and craftsman allure that is so luxurious, you'll forget you're still in the real world... until those property taxes are due.

💵$3,800,000
📍 1070 Vista Drive, Mclean, VA 22102
🏠 6 🛏️ 5.3 🛀 8,127 sqft
💼 Nikki Nabi

#McLeanLiving #DreamHome #RealEstateGoals #varealestate