pey

[steven @stevenwatts]

unfortunately, talking to grad students in your cohort also has bad psychological effects

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

No one warns you that getting older mostly means deciding what to make with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life

[evan @actuallypee]

once this covid shit over bro im legit getting my life together

[oat milk enjoyer @fake_noods]

if i was a priest i’d say stuff like your penance is 10 crank its and 5 dancing on my owns

[rose @roramdin]

Fuck sorry man I’d be there right now but all the blood came out of my body all at once from every hole

[nandu @gatha_writes]

re: the US uni admissions essay. it really strikes me on how at every single level of US academia you’re expected to curate a “narrative”. it’s not enough u want to research this strain of fungi. you need to have some weird community connection to it.

[MK, Ultra victim @MKaylaUltra]

You already know what time it is

#PourBoilingHotOilDownYourRentedApartmentSinkSunday

[⋆b r y⋆➴ @bwiyurin]

white people need adderall to go pick up they jimmy johns

[JaySlop @JayKay_4evr]

we’re all obligated to be endlessly kind, grow a big rack, and be big ol freaks in honor of them both

[val @valenclaw]

priorities ❤️

[justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉 @markocantdunk]

Training to be a trivia god:

1. Read complete works of Shakespeare
2. Watch every movie starting with the first one
3. 3 sets of Connections per day
4. List animals until failure

[JHON @musoverao]

abrir o twitter eh como acender um cigarro

[Sidd @javale_mcmeme]

The unambitious of this country yearn for Davis, California

[Cornelius Webster @DONTEVENGOLOL]

getting an adderall prescription so i can interrupt women faster and talk over them louder

[B 𝄞⨾𓍢ִ໋🎧ྀི @Brin_gangz]

Using sk8 the infinity as a chaser after banana fish to optimize whiplash and dopamine rush

[Inkspirate | Commissions OPEN @Inkspirate_art]

Maomao 🐸

#TheApothecaryDiaries #薬屋FA #jinshi #Maomao

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

Finally got my period after a week of suicidal ideations

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

THE COURT ALCHEMIST HATH INSISTED I VISIT A MAGE KNOWN AS “THE PSYCHIATRIST”

[miyahonmarz @miyahonmars]

i think yall are crazy af for getting married at 22 ngl

[gí @1giselle_]

getting older rly ab figuring out how u can poop more and poop better