Peyton Alexander

I be going ham, shawty upgrade from bologna

[Peyton Alexander @peyton_b_a]

listening to creed on the Paris metro

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I’m happy to report that the Arabs have discovered Alan Jackson. The amount of edits I’ve seen driving around the desert with Country Boy playing in the background is incredible

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uber driver and I don’t speak the same language, but we understand each other

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creed came on in the headphones at the local coffee shop. I’m now contractually obligated to put the second airpod in and go for an angsty walk by the water

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if you heard someone drive down University Blvd playing Creed at 1:30 in the morning….

i’m not apologizing

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DeBoer had a .520 batting average his senior year of college. We got a coach who is familiar with all sorts of ball

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we are so up

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rolling landscape?✅
pine trees?✅
billboards telling me to repent or burn?✅

hello South, I missed you

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counting the days until @sethaself christmas playlist ‘23

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driving through downtown SD drinking starbucks and listening to SZA

am I a city girl?

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eating grapes off the vine and watching Planet Earth with david attenborough

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I would do horrific things for an iced cuban with caramel right now

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just put some afghan refugees onto @NoahKahan

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just opened a table sized map and within 30 seconds I had five other men standing around me to look at it

it was incredible

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@sethaself I guess it’s just not the same in west georgia

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The season is far from over. We can still make the CFP. Today was not encouraging though…

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my great grandfather wasn’t allowed to watch Alabama play football in the 90’s bc he was prone to heart attacks

I fear it has been passed down

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i’ve traveled thousands of miles to hate the phillies

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was going to utilize my walkable community but if I did that how could I listen to jimmy buffett in the in-n-out drive thru