peyton keith

Alumna from a lot of things I guess

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

The kind of quote that used to end political careers

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

She gave more IN 2025 than Musk, Page, Ellison, and her ex-husband Bezos have IN THEIR LIFETIMES COMBINED!

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Where are the DOGE refund checks?
Where’s my 10% APR on credit cards?
Why aren’t my prescriptions 1500% cheaper?
Where’s gas under $2?
Why aren’t groceries cheaper yet?
What happened to Greenland?
Where’s my tariff check?

Any updates??

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

I guess they were right, there is some voter fraud.

[Congressman Shri Thanedar @RepShriThanedar]

Rep. Omar: "In Somalia they execute pedophiles"

MAGA: "She's calling for them to execute President Trump!"

[Chris Mowrey @chrisdmowrey]

Show this to a lib and they’ll ask, “if this is true, why did Trump continue to publicly party with Epstein? And furthermore, why did Trump claim, on TV, he knew nothing about Epstein actions previous to “kicking him out of Mar-a-Lago” when this clearly contradicts that?”

[Kon Karapanagiotidis @Kon__K]

Men are more likely to die in a house fire or be killed in a workplace accident than be falsely accused of rape (3% of reports). You know what’s not rare? A woman being killed every 5 days & 1/3 experiencing SA in their lifetime & 1/4 men admitting to violence a/g female partner

[Truth In Numbers @Truth_in_Number]

Possibly the stupidest headline I could ever fathom.

Seat belts do not guarantee immunity from motor vehicle accident injury.

Not smoking does not guarantee immunity from lung cancer.

But wear your seatbelts, and don't smoke.

[chompy gigante 🎃💜 #caitvi @omgchomp]

so like is anything going to happen from the worst information i’ve ever read in my life coming out or does literally nothing matter at all

[goma @soigomaa]

The fact that people need a dead man's files to believe a thousand living women... tells you everything about whose voices they don't.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

To recap:

Tesla is paying $0 in taxes *again* for 2025 despite $5.7B in profits thanks to tax breaks and writing off previous business losses.

Also in 2025, Elon Musk’s wealth increased by $194B, largely from Tesla stock and his $139B pay package.

And he wants you to believe that undocumented immigrants are the ones scamming the system.

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

I don’t care what your political affiliation, no member of congress should be able to trade stocks.

[Isaac Saul @Ike_Saul]

Please never normalize the fact that over 24 hours later, we still don't know anything about the ICE agents who killed Alex Pretti. No names. No details. Because they are masked, anonymous, and being protected by the state.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

If trained officers can’t stay calm during a 7 on 1 arrest, how do you expect a citizen to stay calm when he is being punched, disarmed, maced, and shot?

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

Sorry, the guy who accepted a $50,000 bribe from an undercover federal agent is going to be in charge of the fraud in Minnesota? What planet are we on?

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

Illegally brandishing at unarmed press.

Not a threat in sight.

Just cameras.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

It’s about fucking time that we saw a headline like this. ENOUGH!

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

A thread of MAGA protesting with guns and not getting murdered for it...

Arizona, November 2020

[Comrade Misty is Putin’s Buddy @SarcasmStardust]

Her murderer was arrested, tried, and convicted. Not protected and celebrated by the state. See how that’s different?