a non-complete list of employee clownshows i have been party to:
1. quitting after 30 mins
2. quitting midnight after the first day
3. rescinding acceptance of an offer the next day
4. walking into an interview and calling the police on me
5. quitting after a week of training for an obviously fictional family situation
6. friend's birthday party on the company card
7. drug fueled bender with a hooker and the company card
8. getting fired for showing up blacked out
9. ignoring interview questions and instead trying to reduce the role's responsibilities