Oh no! Not nine more years of a .211 postseason hitter whose contract is gonna age worse than Lindsay Lohan and has fewer World Series RBI than Daisuke Matsuzaka! What are we gonna do!
Aaron Judge hits a home run.
Blue Jays fan catches it.
The fans turns to a young fan wearing an Aaron Judge jersey and gives him the home run ball.
Some things man. @Starting9 https://t.co/KuxuBCsSTx
David Ortiz is the most important player in Red Sox history. And now he’s a Hall of fucking FAMER. Feels really good to say that. https://t.co/oH9e8gdaxF