peytobly

probably slinging sleds

[peytobly @peytonboyce]

Bae:come over
Colton: can't have to get up to hunt tomorrow.
Bae: you can put it in my butt
Colton:

[peytobly @peytonboyce]

This dude is talking like Milwaukee doesn’t have one of the best bar scenes there is.

[Heat Central @HeatCulture13]

Stephen A Smith says he’d consider retiring if he got traded from Miami, to Milwaukee 😳

“Your heart goes out to guys like Tyler Herro.. Kel’el Ware… it’s hard going from Miami to Milwaukee. That is not an easy transition to make, socially… When you think about your quality of life from Miami to Milwaukee? Oh my god. I think if it were me, I’d cry. I’d contemplate retirement”

(Via @stephenasmith)

[peytobly @peytonboyce]

Pro wrestling got worse when Shawn Michaels retired

[Vick @Vick_8122]

Shawn Michaels on The Undertaker’s reaction to finding out that they were going on early at WrestleMania 25

“So we’re mid-card? Taker sits back & he goes… Oh this just got real.”

(Inside the Ropes)

[peytobly @peytonboyce]

Why not just sign up for real boot camp? These guys are fags

[Sitreps2Steercos @S2Steercos]

I’m begging you with tears in my eyes to please never do one of these alpha male boot camps lol. Like literally anything, go dress up as master chief and cosplay before you do this

[goma @soigomaa]

In 200yrs from now, a whole new set of humans will walk on this Earth. We all will be gone. Strangers will live in your house not knowing that you 200yrs ago slept in the same room. No one will remember us. No one will visit our grave. No one will talk about us. We will just be another part of history, So no, it's not that deep.

[peytobly @peytonboyce]

This dude will wear anything but shoes

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Patriots WR Mack Hollins arrives at the #SuperBowl in handcuffs and barefoot.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

.@grok is this true?

[peytobly @peytonboyce]

@MasonT1996 @swankywolverine Nah 2020 Bama is definitely worst than that Michigan team.

[peytobly @peytonboyce]

@MasonT1996 @swankywolverine Won*

[peytobly @peytonboyce]

@MasonT1996 @swankywolverine Who cares they won’t a natty, teams had tons on NFL talent your opinion on them being the worst is super subjective.

[peytobly @peytonboyce]

@MasonT1996 @swankywolverine But like don’t they play games to decide that? Dumb argument they beat who was in front of them.

[peytobly @peytonboyce]

@MasonT1996 @stoolpresidente

[peytobly @peytonboyce]

@yahyagaad5 Awesome commit, I would’ve went to SGC if I hadn’t moved to Wisconsin as a teen as a Badger fan welcome aboard 👍

[peytobly @peytonboyce]

Trump has dirt on Lindsey Graham doesn’t he?

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

Lindsey Graham says Trump should have an unconstitutional third term:

“This guy is a cross between PT Barnum and Ronald Reagan. God bless you President Trump… I hope he runs again.” @Acyn

[peytobly @peytonboyce]

@db_fink You sucking his dick and polishing his ass with your tongue?

[peytobly @peytonboyce]

Honestly dude should’ve been fired right after this, the level of cringe is unmatched

[Jay @Jayy_Hardyy252]

@on3 @petenakos What LSU signed up for .

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

No one should retweet this.

[peytobly @peytonboyce]

It’s not okay to call someone a faggot, but it’s okay to call Stephen miller one, what a faggot

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨BREAKING: Stephen Miller announced on Fox News that Boston Mayor Michelle Wu faces criminal charges for refusing to change the city's sanctuary policy to cooperate with ICE.

"AG Bondi is going to see this thing through to the end."

Mayor Wu responded to Bondi, "Stop attacking our cities to hide your administration's failures; unlike the Trump administration, Boston follows the law." (Video below)

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Excuse me 9-1-1 I just witnessed a murder

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

If you're pro this because you believe this is about fighting crime, you're a moron. A dumbass. An idiot like no other.