Peyton Storz

🤡 she/her 🤠 car DJ from hell 😎

[Peyton Storz @peytonkitty]

I’m not “too much” I’m “an abundance” and you’re welcome

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@barlybonklin Omfg congrats

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Pride month is always really fun! I get to see all my conservative friends on Facebook crawl out from under their rock to let everyone know how disapproving they are of my sinful lifestyle! A very cute look.

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Crawling so others can mosey

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It’s gonna be a cold day in hell and a hot day in heaven when I get dead

[Peyton Storz @peytonkitty]

My toxic trait is that I’m late because I’m having some of the most painful diarrhea of my IBS career

[Peyton Storz @peytonkitty]

It is hard living in a society where passivity and ignorance is coveted but not rewarded

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If I were doing marketing for @Uber instead of making a “green” and a “comfort” option, I would just go with “cooler” and “better” because that’s what the people really want.

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Obviously I know how to ring in the new year right

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Not me watching Carol for the third time this year

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Am I spiraling? Maybe. Is it fully and completely founded in reality? Probably. Will I make it through this spiral? Time will tell.

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Y’all ever heard of music?

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Pre-tour naps and lashes.

[amil @amil]

Everyone’s about to snap right?

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@sydnerain Buffalo Jo AKA Buffaloseph Joseph

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

leaving the house was never my thing

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