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[NPR Politics @nprpolitics]

The Bidens' German shepherd Major will reportedly be the first rescue dog in the White House: https://t.co/oSaT1KSwW8

[p @peytonpriceee]

@LoganMiller99 Them some sexy showers 😍😍

[𝑴𝒂𝒚𝒂 ♕ @stylishmaya]

0:52 ... I know she did not.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Pineapple Express is back on Netflix. Watch the film the way we intended: on your couch while smoking weed.

[the peoples champ @BrettMau5]

Mentally I am here

[p @peytonpriceee]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 25 Aug 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Tara Millette @LazyGinger]

Ted Mosby, in the year 2030, told the story of how he met his children's mother and HE NEVER MENTIONED THE CORONAVIRUS ONCE

[Payway @ChrisPayway]

I think it's time that @GaTaGED gets Twitter Verified

[p @peytonpriceee]

@ChipotleTweets ❤️❤️

[valerie barr @valerie2776]

Laetitia's art is hair. https://t.co/bLdSiwl4Yx

[Jeff @MuhNameizJeff]

What I imagine when it autocorrects to “you’re ducked”

[britty @ittybitybritty]

i love this self help comic so much 🥺

[Snitty Shainzona @coyotecreek158]

If a mask mandate is an infringement of rights, why is controlling a uterus a function of government?

Asking for a friend.

[p @peytonpriceee]

@Austin_Police @cardsfreak6 Too bad APD doenst do anything about following up on firework complaints when 311 is called!

[p @peytonpriceee]

@kaelyn_searle Poor guy!

[p @peytonpriceee]

Screw your fireworks my dogs are scared

[p @peytonpriceee]

Also fuck your 4th of July

[MacheadHeaven @MacheadHeaven]

That time when ScHoolboy Q called Mac Miller his lil momma 😂😂

[veronica !! @okokveronica]

kids with wax pens today will never understand the thrill of sneaking to the neighborhood park with your friends and smoking mids out of a soda can pipe and that’s genuinely upsetting to me