Chris Perry

Proud brother of the owner of the dog who trains with the dog who used to be on the waitrose dog food label.

[Chris Perry @pezinio]

@bonniemcfarlane

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

MY TOP 3 PROBLEMS WITH THE SUN

1. I do NOT approve of its plan to consume Earth in 7 billion years. THAT'S WHERE I LIVE

2. Why am I banned from looking at it? I'LL STARE AT THE SUN ANYTIME I WANT

3. STOP STRENGTHENING MY ENEMIES BY GIVING THEM FREE VITAMIN D, YOU STUPID SUN

[Jon Maher @jonmaher]

Any chance you help with a RT @jk_rowling x

[Chris Perry @pezinio]

@DH1by @bluesaint72 @Greenycarl @FootballInT80s Oh he tried the most DELIGHTFUL chip. What a way to decide you’re going through to the last 16.

[Chris Perry @pezinio]

@DH1by @bluesaint72 @Greenycarl @FootballInT80s He just waltzed through... sold the goalkeeper...

[Chris Perry @pezinio]

@DH1by @bluesaint72 @Greenycarl @FootballInT80s You. Don’t. Blame. Goalkeepers. You. Congratulate. The. Scorer.

[Chris Perry @pezinio]

@bluesaint72 @Greenycarl @FootballInT80s Every diving header comes with a “McDougall!”

[Chris Perry @pezinio]

Band practice

[Chris Perry @pezinio]

@mdavos18 From the team that brought you xylophoning

[Chris Perry @pezinio]

Spotted in Aldi... #quicklookwhatdoyousee

[Chris Perry @pezinio]

Why is paranoia from red dwarf presenting bbc news this morning?

[BBC Leeds @BBCLeeds]

An audio tour of a suburban beauty spot with @RadioAndrewE . Hunger Hills in #Horsforth is the latest in his Secret Spaces Series. Tell @BBCLeeds about a bit of natural greenery where you live in #WestYorkshire and Andrew will come and see it. 92.4FM

[Chris Perry @pezinio]

@Elinor123 why am I not at our wedding celebration? https://t.co/Vubmr6qZsy

[Elinor Perry @ElinorPerry]

Friday feeling @BoveyCastle celebrating our 1st Wedding Anniversary 💕 is in the air @GraemeDogfather

[Dee @figgled]

Before u leave the house, think of the acronym 'WOWEE'

Wallet
phOne
Wkeys
Egg
Egg (backup)

[Chris Perry @pezinio]

@realDonaldTrump cheers for coming out today.

[Chris Perry @pezinio]

@mdavos18 Malfunction...

[Chris Perry @pezinio]

Any last requests @mdavos18 ?

[Chris Perry @pezinio]

@mdavos18 Are you straddling him?

[Chris Perry @pezinio]

@ElinorPerry No worries Elinor - tongue in cheek really! Congrats on your big day :)

[Chris Perry @pezinio]

@ElinorPerry Congratulations! Now can my wife @Elinor123 have your twitter handle? I think she's the only Elinor Perry left now.