pez

you need to snap the fuck out of it

[pez @pezsta]

sag season always does the absolute most, so i’m spending the night in a hotel catching up on housewives to re-energise

[pez @pezsta]

@Andy @OMFGRealityTV Perry from Melbourne Australia: Alicia, have you ever thought about bringing out your own line of crackers? What type of cracker would the Alicia cracker be?

[pez @pezsta]

poor thing, that face is going to look so bad on the back of a coin

[PA Media @PA]

@LKilraine #Breaking Clarence House confirmed Charles will be known as King Charles III

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Queen Elizabeth II, the greatest monarch of all time.

[pez @pezsta]

as always, frog gets it

[Crazy Frog @TrueCrazyFrog]

R.I.P. The Queen 🕯️

[Joe Gunn @joegunn]

“I love to get 2 on” - me next winter finishing an episode of RHONY and starting an episode of the other RHONY

[jake @kyliestan666]

Delta Goodrem in the fourth single from her debut album

[pez @pezsta]

wordle activism era, pls no

[alex @alex_abads]

not this

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

It’s important to recognize that in mouse years, Stuart Little was a middle aged man and his presence in an orphanage among children was problematic at best

[pez @pezsta]

@wizard_panties only gorgeous gorgeous girls get scabies

[pez @pezsta]

went to the doctor only for him to call me overweight and 5’9

[pez @pezsta]

@mjameike i always thought i was a solid 5’10 and a half

[pez @pezsta]

@mjameike and some shoe lifts

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

No one:

Kyle Richards:

[pez @pezsta]

kim petras making slut pop

[pez @pezsta]

why is the thumb longer than the shiv?

[trash jones @jzux]

trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?