Hunter Pfaff

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Watching stranger things -
“oh! There’s a whole in his nose…” - Gabby
“Well yeah, there’s two holes..” -Addy

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What do you want for dinner? - me

A gun. - Savana

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Nothing else I would want to do on a Sunday night then watching the end of the Eras Tour on live feed. #longlive #endofanera

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That moment you know you’re using the same caption from a previous post cause it’s matches the photo too perfectly.

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Super Bowl ref:

“Number 83 false start, five yard penalty..”

Alex: “What did he do?? FART?” I watched him and he didn’t move at all!”

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You know you’re friends for life when your best friend sees his ex before me.

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Kid wearing athletic shorts. “Oh god were here. Look at that kids shorts. It’s like screaming touch me, and my dad will sue.” -Harry

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5am: “it hurts to exist right now. “ -Marci

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See everyone in 8months I guess..
Addie: “that’s a full term pregnancy.”

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Jesùs: “My parents are professional salsa dancers.”

Noelle: “My parents are professional ass holes

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I feel like I have reached the pinnacle of a young adult: I sit here waiting for my flight, eating an edible-at-best protein bar, people watch as I listen to a mental health podcast, and realize that a 9pm am flight is too late and I’m tired. #imold #welove

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My brother in law and niece walks into a coffee shop and he stops dead in his tracks and blurts out: “IS THAT AARON ROGERS?!”

My niece: “I don’t know your high school friends.”

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I think this is my era of comedy and jokes. I find myself laughing at myself daily.

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I would move to Orange County..

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420. The day no one wants to work at dominos.

[claytons giant blue coat @BachYouLater]

When you ordered fajitas and you hear a sizzling plate come out of the kitchen at chilis #BachelorInParadise

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Celina: “kaitlynn! I can teach you! I can show you how to pour beer..”

KAITLYNN: “I know how to pour beer, I have an alcoholic father.”

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Jill:”Mea you have sauce in your face.”

Her: “it’s a scratch.”

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Never thought I’d go back on a school bus by choice. #astoriacrabandwinefest

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Me asking my coworker what people think of my management.

Them: “they think you’d be a better shift lead then their manager.”