Patrick Fahy

[Patrick Fahy @pfahy95]

I don’t trust people who pin tweets

[Wheel of Fortune Sticks @Wheelfortunesux]

I fucking hate Wheel of Fortune

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

So let me get this straight. Taylor Farms lettuce gets linked to the cyclospora outbreak. The CEO visits the White House and donates to Trump. Then the FDA says the positive finding was a “false positive.”

Nothing suspicious about that at all.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.

ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

[Justin ROSE @JustinRose99]

I’ll just keep knocking on that 🚪 See you next year Augusta!

Congratulations @McIlroyRory going back-to-back

Thank you for all the support #Team🌹

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

“We didn’t expect the teams to be good so the product stinks”

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

More than 17 years ago, I went to Mobile, Alabama, to meet a 20-year-old everyone said was going to be the next great pitcher. His name was Clayton Kershaw.

I had no idea what he would be, because none of us has any idea what a pitcher will be. But I really liked him. He was a kid, but he had a maturity about him. That rare mixture of confidence tempered by humility.

What he became was astounding. Three Cy Youngs. Two World Series rings. One MVP. Inner-circle Hall of Famer. Forever Dodger. He is one of the defining pitchers of his generation and an all-time great.

I re-read that story today after Kershaw announced his retirement. There are far better things that have been written about Kershaw — do yourself a favor and read @ByMcCullough’s brilliant “The Last of His Kind” — but it made me a little wistful looking back on a career in its infancy when we know it turned into a supernova.

If you’re interested in reading it, my old pals at Yahoo Sports still have it up: https://t.co/NsaHGWqC9F

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Season ended a few months ago and we already have a teaser trailer for next season. REAL television is so back.

[Burns Burner @SBurnsBurner]

Cannot stress how massive of an L this is on @NoLayingUp part.

KVV’s Deep Dives / writing / all around upbeat vibe are irreplaceable.

This coming from the account he poked fun at for “having nothing to better to do in Louisiana”. 😂 😂

You’re a real one KVV!! 🐐 ❤️

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

Today's lineup for Red Sox @ Cubs:

1. Jarren Duran LF
2. Alex Bregman 3B
3. Roman Anthony DH
4. Carlos Narváez C
5. Wilyer Abreu RF
6. Trevor Story SS
7. Marcelo Mayer 2B
8. Ceddanne Rafaela CF
9. Abraham Toro 1B

Lucas Giolito vs. Colin Rea. 2:20 first pitch on NESN.

[Andrew Durso @andrew_durso]

crafting my statement

[BIGPLAY Dave @BIGPLAY_Dave]

Solution: don’t call players before the selection. Let them watch the pick live or on TV, get an awesome reaction on camera, and then have teams call the player after to congratulate them.

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Trying to explain to the mrs I’ve been dead in a cave for 3 days is not going down well

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

The 2004 Red Sox rotation.

[TheGolfDivoTee™  @TheGolfDivoTee]

Apparently, Rory has donated the whole of his Masters prize money ($4.2m/£3.1m) to Mencap, a Northern Island charity which supports thousands of people with a learning disability.

[Henry Moeran @henrymoeranBBC]

Call me an old romantic, but the most powerful thing of all of that finish was the magnanimity of Justin Rose. What a credit to the sport.

[GluteActivator @Glute_Activator]

If this becomes a serious issue for people I am going to start virtually stabbing people in the dick. This was Tiger’s M.O. for ages and these same people gobbled that shit up.

Stop bitching about how no one wanted to pet your goddamn yappy dog at the park today.

[Kenny Kim @KendoVT]

Shoutout to Justin Rose. Back to back runner ups at Majors at 44 years old. He stayed while all his Ryder Cup buds took the bag and bounced. He didn’t take the bag bc he knew he still had some good golf in the tank and he has shown it.

100-1 for The Open at Royal Portrush.

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

Everyone had a role to play at the Masters.
Winding up Gary is mine.
Threw him a hanging curve and he sent it into the bleachers. Had to do it to em.

[Jared Moskowitz @JaredEMoskowitz]

DC’s hottest Signal chat is Houthis PC Small Group. This place has everything: war plans, flame emojis, the editor-in-chief of the Atlantic…

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

ALERT: Today is the last day that the sun will set before 6PM until October.