Pfatter University

Imagine a Pfatter U!

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Check out all the ways to Imagine a Pfatter U:

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▪️🅿️atreon: link in bio!

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Catch more transformations here! https://t.co/N2SShKsUcs

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The “Pfatter You” selfie app, a joint project by seniors Trevor (Computer Science) and Vince (Entrepreneurship), will help you see yourself in a much BIGGER light.

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Some new JOCK STRAPS have appeared in all our athletes’ lockers this season. It’s not clear who put them there, but they’re having a BIG impact. Two+ minutes of footage from our IG Q&A - link below. Make sure you’re following us on Instagram: @ pfatteruniversity 🐷😉

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Find two and half minutes of two-ton expansions here:

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Ever since we reached 2,000 IG followers, the algorithm’s been acting strange. Every time a student visits our Instagram page, he gains TWO TONS! Sounds like a good reason to go give us a follow @ pfatteruniversity 😉🐷

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The rivalry between Chisled College and Pfatter University goes back generations - nowadays, it mostly manifests in harmless pranks. What’s a few hundred pounds between old friends? Check the link in the comments for more footage of the Fattening Flashbulb 🐷😉

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@ExSwim35 Sounds like you have some work to do! 😉🐷

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D-Flate, the newest weight loss drink, has been recalled for CAUSING weight gain instead of reversing it! Watch the rest of Fed’s story, and see what happened to Jesse and Aaron, by following the link in the comments 🐷😉

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Missed our Q&A on our IG yesterday? Watch the full two-minutes - link below! And make sure you catch the next one live by following us on Instagram @ pfatteruniversity 😉🐷

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Our student social media intern took over our Instagram today, and he insisted on doing a Q&A! Ask him your burning Pfatter U questions on IG: @ pfatteruniversity 🐷😉

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Two more minutes of sauna action here:

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When the cold temps sting, when not relax your mind (and your physique) in our RelaXXLing Sauna?

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Just like our students, our Instagram following is GROWING! Follow us @ pfatteruniversity for the latest updates and for exclusive, Instagram-only content!

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Check out the entire two minute+ highlight reel here: https://t.co/FQ4KkXuZgJ

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Did you know that Pfatter University has trained some BIG Olympic medal winners?

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Slimmer Shirts are back at Pfatter U - watch the revealing two-minute informercial by following the link in our bio 😉🐷👕