ratrick bae

Member of the 2020 NYC exodus chasing the suburb dream in my parents’ basement

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St8 fax

[melatonin mitch @TheRealMDonat]

I’m 10 years ahead of this app

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Not seeing any snow on the ground brings tears to my eyes

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I’m so ugly in the morning Face ID refuses to let me in my phone

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Bro is Gaga wearing the hunger games pin

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Crazy to keep being reminded today that the USA is not even 250 years old...

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@TheRealMDonat @DJdavis64

[Sasha Sagan @SashaSagan]

This is what happens when we don’t teach critical thinking skills.

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This financial times notification I just got....WHAT?!

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Can we agree to retire the word “unprecedented”

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What a beautiful day to get got once again by an insta ad...

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Microsoft doing the MOST to get me to use Microsoft edge AND IM NOT HAVING IT

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@capooch12 *shocked pikachu*

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Ever lap your social media apps so many times you throw Venmo into the mix

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Big happy birthday to the homie @Sean_Mc59. Everyone send him birthday emojis !! 🎁🎈🎊🪅🎉

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There is a 0% chance you can spell guaranteed without spell check

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I can’t go to Wawa anymore because it’s a guaranteed unwanted high school reunion

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A fake unsubscribe button on aggressive mailing lists is the greatest evil

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@TheRealMDonat YOU GET IT