Patricia Fels

Retired English teacher/newspaper adviser, current cat enthusiast and Beatles Stan. Proud grammar nerd. "How terribly strange to be 70..." (Simon & Garfunkel)

[Patricia Fels @pfels1]

@FartyCheddarCat Chedd, this poem is very close to a sonnet. All it needs is a rhyming couplet at the end. As the Shakespeare of felines, you should include sonnets in your canon.

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@JohnC32116200 @atrupar And how DARE she look angry? Women should be sweet and compliant.

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@JohnC32116200 @atrupar You're so right, John! How DARE a journalist ask for evidence? Who does she think she IS?

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@Aestheticsn1 71

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@Lillybelli Oso (means "bear" in Spanish).

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@UnrealBluegrass Would you pay $20 to keep his picture off your passport? I would. Maybe this is how the ballroom gets funded!

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@atrupar Commas are still a mystery for the White House.

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@FartyCheddarCat Where's the water in that wishywell, Chedd? It might help with the fishes if not the wishes!

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@FartyCheddarCat That Fig may be a poor inspector, but he certainly is a handsome animal, Chedd. (Of course, so are you!)

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@FartyCheddarCat Could Figg's daddy be a dog, Chedd?

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@FartyCheddarCat Poo AND paint? It's certainly a red-letter day for you, Chedd!

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@MbarkCherguia All yeses for me. (Glad liver isn't in there!)

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@FartyCheddarCat Chedd, my husband calls this costume "embarrassing," below a cat's dignity; I call it "cute." As usual, I'm right!

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@kathryn66 @saniyafatma1278 Feeling ignorant, I'm going to google it now!

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@Eq4bits @saniyafatma1278 Bet I know the song you sang to her!

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@All186Am @saniyafatma1278 Aren't Morrises orange?

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@malheurwoman @saniyafatma1278 These might make the cat question its identity!

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@kmaparker @saniyafatma1278 Now come on!

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@CKaldany @saniyafatma1278 Like the panther in "The Jungle Book," right? But wasn't that one spelled "Bagheera" (not that it matters)?

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@kathryn66 @saniyafatma1278 You'd have to spell it a lot.