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developer for the coin, artist for the soul

[pferty @pfertyy]

late to the whole bluesky thing but damn am i happy to see my name hadn't been taken yet 😆

nothing on there yet but be seeing you!
@pferty.bsky.social

[pferty @pfertyy]

@yoxics i just feel like anyone who knows of maya or even just about her content would definitely know that she would hate this? after watching just one video of her collabing with other streamers my immediate takeaway was "oh i didnt know thats why we dont keep exotic pets. TIL"

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havent opened twitter in a million years but wanted to have my panic attack in private

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hyperventilating, shitting, crying
#wineaboutit

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the people that keep saying the gf is a bad influence, infantilize him even more why dont ya. bc obviously he wasnt a full ass adult when he made his boundary clear yup

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i wish his mom would stop bring so fucking annoying. he won gold for the country, cant we just focus on that. and lets be for fucking real, if he never won anything, you would've never stopped talking shit

[pferty @pfertyy]

"Honor thy father and thy mother" even if the mom treated you like an atm? yeah fucking right.

"He should be more like Sen. Manny" And she should've been more like Mommy D 🙄 goes both ways doesnt it

[THEO♅ʙʀoмɪc @theobromic_]

the most historic thing about paris 2024 is the formalization of the brazilipino alliance

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"i dont want to divorce my partner so #notodivorce"

then fucking don't?? this isn't about you tf. all these dumbass responses to the divorce bill getting approval is why critical thinking should be taught in schools

[pferty @pfertyy]

i recognize that i will never be able to relate to this but dammit if listening to it doesn't just completely break my heart

https://t.co/UfthEaNrIx

[pferty @pfertyy]

I think I do want to have kids one day but one of the major things stopping me from being 1000% onboard is that I'm not sure how I'd handle my kid eventually wishing they were never born and loathing me for bringing them into this world

for reference: me

[pferty @pfertyy]

Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2023! How did you do? #Duolingo365

[vocaloid edits @vocaloidedits]

lois griffin from family guy falling into river in slow motion screaming

rolling girl by wowaka ft. hatsune miku

[pferty @pfertyy]

people calling bisaya a dialect of tagalog lights an ancestral rage from within the depths of my soul

unsay dialect di man gani sila makasabot nato

[pferty @pfertyy]

@NotKhary it actually wasn't that obvious 😅 most especially for the people who don't speak english that often. but thanks for the clarification

[pferty @pfertyy]

I'll never not be amazed at parents who parent properly with their whole chest and help their child deal with the fears we mostly haven't figured out how to handle yet ourselves

[pferty @pfertyy]

It's stuff like this that makes it hard for me to justify to myself bringing another life into this world, only for them to experience the fear of death.

[Amanda Held Opelt @AmandaHeldOpelt]

No one ever told me that committing to raising a child meant committing to be the one to walk with that child as they discover all the pain in the world. This week:

4 yr old: Mommy do all humans die someday?

Me: Yes.

4 yr old: Even me??

Me: *whimpers* Yes, sweetheart.

[pferty @pfertyy]

omg

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

We sold Smosh.

Ian & Anthony, the original founders of Smosh, have reunited and bought back the wildly popular brand they founded 18 years ago!  We are extremely proud of everything we and Ian accomplished during our time working together, and will continue to be fans and friends to Smosh as they enter this new era!

We acquired Smosh 4 years ago in the first creator-to-creator acquisition of its kind— a huge moment in Mythical’s history. We couldn’t think of a more perfect outcome on our investment than selling Smosh back to the internet's other iconic best-friend duo. It's another pioneering first in the creator economy and a validation of our belief that creator-entrepreneurs will play a huge role in the future of entertainment.

Thank you for how you welcomed Smosh and their millions of fans into our community with open arms. Please join us in sending them our congrats on this next chapter!

[Anthony Padilla @anthonypadilla]

IAN AND I BOUGHT SMOSH
CLASSIC SMOSH IS BACK
:)

[pferty @pfertyy]

@DoopieDoodles venting is healthy. Do what you think is right. But we'll be here for you