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We left to practice our presentation and all of our monitors got stolen

There is a bandit in our midst

#pfgcodejam

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other side of the room's tweet projector is off - i can write anything I want about them and theyll never know!!

they seem like nice and hardworking folks

#pfgcodejam

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making our chatbot hyper-realistic.

if it doesn't understand what you said twice in a row, it just says "haha yeah" and hopes that's a reasonable response

#pfgcodejam

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which team has the best style

#pfgcodejam

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our project is less of a software application and more of an ideology, neoliberal-antiestablishmentarianism to be specific. our platform is getting rid of legacy cobol code

#pfgcodejam

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the "jam" in "code jam" is short for "james," a subtle nod to the founder of Principal Financial Group, James Principal.

#pfgcodejam

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ive been getting baseless complaints that docs "doesnt have version control" and is "obviously not made for this." do you people not know how to use https://t.co/mbiL4mhT4b????????

#lazymillenials #pfgcodejam

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bitbucket? nah
github? no thank you
cloud storage bucket? im good

google docs? ohhhhh yeeeeahhhhh

#pfgcodejam

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more pop coldplay! the fates have conspired to prove me correct - i am a modern oracle of delphi.

#pfgcodejam

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ok not 100% coding related but can we all agree that coldplay sold out to the industry in a major way

#parachutes #snobmusictakes #pfgcodejam

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ok not 100% coding related but can we all agree that coldplay sold out to the industry in a major way

#parachutes #snobmusictakes #pfgcodejam

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bitbucket? nah
github? no thank you
cloud storage bucket? im good

google docs? ohhhhh yeeeeahhhhh

#pfgcodejam

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our project? its pong, but written in assembly, and the ball is the principal logo

also it explodes your computer if you dont buy a principal retirement plan

#pfgcodejam #customeracquisition

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@BitsPlease2 it do be like that sometimes

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this tweet is a lie i just looked around and nobody is dancing like this

(maybe they would be if old town road - remix was playing though)

#pfgcodejam

[Git it done; @pfg_2]

when it's finally coming together! #pfgcodejam

[Home Team @pfgHomeTeam7]

there are no numbers better than 7 because 7 is the only prime number

#team7pride #mathematics #pfgcodejam

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got the job as my team's new social media manager!!!! thanks to everyone who supported me in overhearing nolan tell matthew the password!!!!

#pfgcodejam

[Phish in a Barrel @pfgcodejam14]

Who wrote this horrible code? Oh yeah ...
#pfgcodejam

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@SANDABasketball

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@SANDAFootball You slipped up and we exploited it

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@defeat_alt @SANDAFootball Our lives may or may not have been threatened if we tell

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When you finally figure out who @SANDAFootball is #pfgcodejam