Chris Pflugradt

[Chris Pflugradt @pflu]

@khospp is so cool, she sends lame snapchats of her cat on a 3 sec limit and still has a higher score than me.

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Cool @Royals billboard http://t.co/QaUbOGwHGi (via @billy_barnes, @Cut4)

[Chris Pflugradt @pflu]

@FastEddie_4 @Jtwharton They don't call him Action Jackson for nothing. Super Bowl party at someone else's house next year!

[Chris Pflugradt @pflu]

@jeneighhh the Tuesday, Thursday racket isn't all it's cracked up to be.

[Chris Pflugradt @pflu]

Why hello Mr. Rooster, nice to see you in my neighborhood. http://t.co/ywZn44OUQm

[Chris Pflugradt @pflu]

@coryWHATTHEhale The pet pony at the birthday party?

[Chris Pflugradt @pflu]

440 yard hole, @kerns_tyler65 used the same 3 iron for his first 5 shots.

[Chris Pflugradt @pflu]

Update from the course, my partner just hit a horse, yes a horse, with his tee shot. Scramble is going downhill.

[Chris Pflugradt @pflu]

You know what's worse than the heat, people complaining about the heat. Just sweat it out and go home and drink a beer like normal people do

[Chris Pflugradt @pflu]

Out of all of the random Internet I have stolen, this network has the best name I have seen, "pretty fly for a wifi."

[Chris Pflugradt @pflu]

Not doing laundry for 2 weeks; The easiest way to rediscover clothing you forget you had. Bulldawg tees and Lucky jeans, I'm rocking 2007.

[Chris Pflugradt @pflu]

@BigggWilly You only think that because you don't know Bo.

[Chris Pflugradt @pflu]

@jeneighhh you are making my Twitter feed all about you! Anyway, I am glad you got to see me tonight.

[Chris Pflugradt @pflu]

@farmerbret I feel like I was ate by a bear and shit off a cliff. Pretty good, you know.

[Chris Pflugradt @pflu]

That final just took me 15 minutes, it's sweet taking a lower level major course your senior year.

[Chris Pflugradt @pflu]

Have you ever clipped your fingernails and then immediately regret not picking your nose before you did? ... Me neither...

[Chris Pflugradt @pflu]

Anyone want to ride to Wichita with me Friday? You will get to enjoy my company for hours and ride in a sports car, I'll even throw in lunch

[JACK HARRY @JACKWHB]

Can't believe so many down on Royals after one game.
Pitching terrific.
Butler & Moose missed on chances to blow it open early.
Have faith!

[Chris Pflugradt @pflu]

I am getting way too worked up about this game considering its spring training. #Royals

[Chris Pflugradt @pflu]

Hard to believe that Butler has nearly 2000 fewer students than MOWO. We might be even today with all the guys that skipped to watch MM.