🦆Lady Quacky-Duck🦆

Growing older disgracefully, quacking too loudly, eating too much cheese, drinking too much booze.

[🦆Lady Quacky-Duck🦆 @pfoagain]

Trying out the new blue place, same @, come say hi!

[🦆Lady Quacky-Duck🦆 @pfoagain]

@jhoburgh CABD

[🦆Lady Quacky-Duck🦆 @pfoagain]

@MichaelRosenYes I knew I heard that! 😃

[AFC Totton ⚽️🦌 @AFCTotton]

A MESSAGE FROM JIMMY BALL 🦌💙

Dear AFC Totton supporters,

It is with a heavy yet grateful heart that I announce my departure from the club.

Over the past four years, I have given everything I could to AFC Totton. Together, we’ve shared some truly special moments and achieved a great deal that I will always look back on with pride.

I want to sincerely thank you all for the incredible support you have shown me and the players throughout this journey. It has meant more than words can express.

I firmly believe the club is in a much stronger position now than when I first arrived, and I take immense pride in having been part of that progress.

Thank you for everything.

Goodbye for now,

Jimmy

[AFC Totton ⚽️🦌 @AFCTotton]

CLUB STATEMENT - JIMMY BALL 🦌💙

Dear Loyal Supporters,

It is with regret that we must share the news that our First Team Manager, Jimmy Ball, has agreed personal terms with Torquay United Football Club and will be taking up their vacant position as First Team Manager.

Since joining the club in 2022, Jimmy has built a formidable reputation, guiding the team and the club to two promotions in just three seasons. His achievements will forever be recorded in the history of AFC Totton, and the club will always be grateful for the energy, dedication, and passion he brought in helping lead us to the highest league position in our 140-year history.

On behalf of the Board of Directors and everyone associated with AFC Totton, I would like to sincerely thank Jimmy for his outstanding contribution during his time at the club and wish him every success in the next chapter of his managerial career with Torquay United Football Club.

Assistant Manager Scott Rendell with Director of Football Dave Wright, will take interim charge of the First Team until further notice. I have no doubt our supporters will continue to give Scott, Dave, and the squad the same unwavering backing you have always shown, proving once again that AFC Totton truly has some of the best supporters in the game.

Up the Stags!

Kevin Hebenton
Chairman
AFC Totton

#GoStags🦌 #WeAreTotton

[🦆Lady Quacky-Duck🦆 @pfoagain]

@jimmytwhu @InsideLucysHead Yes, but not much parking

[🦆Lady Quacky-Duck🦆 @pfoagain]

@Michael_JDean @WhiteNoise1879 Didn't Chelscum have an onsite barbers' that was binned off when a new manager came in and wanted players to stop poncing about?

[🦆Lady Quacky-Duck🦆 @pfoagain]

Remembering @JaneyGodley
She was right.

[🦆Lady Quacky-Duck🦆 @pfoagain]

@qikipedia Would you like to meet my carlt, Leonard?
Aaarggghhh

[🦆Lady Quacky-Duck🦆 @pfoagain]

Are you safe from Duo this year? #Duolingo365

[🦆Lady Quacky-Duck🦆 @pfoagain]

No you don't

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When I see a bad driver, I follow them home to figure out their address then send them a fake "Notice Of Intended Prosecution"

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

It’s giveaway time! RT for a chance to win a gorgeous A3 print of your choice by the fabulous @GailMyerscough and I’ll pick a winner on Monday. Visit https://t.co/vrz5wdah2O for more lovely goodies at affordable prices. Good luck!

[🦆Lady Quacky-Duck🦆 @pfoagain]

It's very strange, but the name "Gakpo" makes me feel physically uncomfortable. Sort of nauseous and shuddery. I'm sure young Cody is a lovely chap but I'm quite glad we're not acquainted.

[Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts]

It’s nice watching US elections. It’s like when someone else’s kid is screaming their head off in a restaurant and its mum and dad are getting all stressed and you just think “glad I don’t have to deal with that” and you can just kick back and enjoy the bread sticks.

[COYWhites @COYWhites_com]

HARRY WILSON YOU HERRROOOOO 🖤🤍

[🦆Lady Quacky-Duck🦆 @pfoagain]

Just manhandled a bona fide rockstar out of my way. But if you stand between me and the ladies loo, that's what's going to happen!

[Mr Benn @thebowlerhatman]

To brighten up budget day, I am giving a set of these Fabulous Mr Benn badges away.
To be in the bowler hat, all you have to do is retweet this tweet.
I'll choose a winner this time next week.
Good Luck!!

[🦆Lady Quacky-Duck🦆 @pfoagain]

Fucking hell Mel B is unbearable on this episode of #Buzzcocks

[🦆Lady Quacky-Duck🦆 @pfoagain]

Very sad to hear of the death of @PhilRickman yesterday. I'm just finishing a reading through of all his books, including some new to me, and can heartily recommend them all.

[🦆Lady Quacky-Duck🦆 @pfoagain]

I sat in a meeting making soft owl noises today, if anyone wants to know my current state of mind.

[🦆Lady Quacky-Duck🦆 @pfoagain]

Genuinely sulking at the #GBBO result