𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮

The human equivalent of the doppler effect.

[𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮 @pftgs]

I only buy Lush Cosmetics so that when I fall on hard times I can just eat my soap

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

They changed the ABC song to clarify the LMNOP part, and it is life ruining.

[𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮 @pftgs]

Let's count them people

[FairCount.bsky.social @faircount]

Do you or someone you know need a job?

Well, the Census Bureau is hiring thousands of people to work in their communities and get people counted for the #2020Census.

Apply online here: https://t.co/rBNTWmpj4v

[𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮 @pftgs]

Someone seemingly slipped @paddingtonbear potent hallucinogens; these are dark times we live in

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

The grass in our garden looks very happy.

[𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮 @pftgs]

Good God, The Times turned into Buzzfeed for political nerds seemingly overnight

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

If you ask a foreign country to help with your election, you owe them, which means you will have to act in their interest at some point, not America’s. @realDonaldTrump betrayed America. #ImpeachTrump

[🏁 @alburynyc]

A Semi-Bold Kinda Life

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Last night, I was asked if I’d buy back AR-15s and AK-47s.

I said, “Hell yes.”

If you’re with me, RT.

[𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮 @pftgs]

My co-founder @kylezapp, and I just launched on Product Hunt. Go check it out if you're interested.

https://t.co/352TBXf6CQ

[𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮 @pftgs]

Becoming an adult is realizing that dragon fruit sounds way cooler than it tastes

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

I fed my string cheese a tiny wheat thin
he loves it

[𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮 @pftgs]

@garrett_albury Hey that's me

[𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮 @pftgs]

I can't believe Paddington used his fame to call out London crime rates like this.

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

I do like it when the days are longer as it means I can walk in the park for longer in the evening.

[Ben your friend @mon_coss]

get FUCKED graphene WE HATE YOU

[𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮 @pftgs]

@_jorts_ @AGoldmund @PJVogt @abexlumberg @replyall do any of you understand this?

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

Let’s put sunscreen on the sun
Let’s put sunscreen on the sun
Let’s put sunscreen on the sun
Let’s put sunscreen on the sun
Let’s put sunscreen on the sun

[𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮 @pftgs]

@garrett_albury You wouldn't believe

[𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮 @pftgs]

I only buy Lush Cosmetics so that when I fall on hard times I can just eat my soap

[𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮 @pftgs]

The headline is way cooler than the article. https://t.co/rJ9G5fYpbe

[𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮 @pftgs]

@garrett_albury That's the kind of dedication @ChickfilA corporate is looking for