PaulNiteLong

Master of my domain...mostly.

[PaulNiteLong @PFunkMpls]

@GopherHole Y’all remember when we stormed the field last week? Um, yeah, that was cool. 🙃 #karma

[PaulNiteLong @PFunkMpls]

@GopherFootball This is what happens when you storm the field after knocking off a #25 ranked team. #karma

[PaulNiteLong @PFunkMpls]

@TonyLiebert Embarrassing.

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Real impressive showing Gophers…maybe if you came up with just one more crazy uniform combo it could really push the program into relevance.

[PaulNiteLong @PFunkMpls]

Ice. Cold. 🤣

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

💀

[Blinkin @blinkinriley]

If no Pope is decided after 4 sessions, each cardinal alternates possession from the 25 yard line. After 2 more sessions, they have to go for two-point conversions.

[Lebron Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

With the 64th pick in the NFL draft the Philadelphia Eagles select…two chicks at the same time

[Barstool Gophers @BarstoolUMN]

Endless loop of pain and suffering

[PaulNiteLong @PFunkMpls]

Painted on a restaurant wall in Old Town Pasadena, CA. @TommyO53 @PowerTripKFAN

[St Paul USACE @StPaulUSACE]

Why do we celebrate #NationalEngineersWeek? Because it was started in 1951 by the National Society of Professional Engineers in conjunction with President George Washington's birthday. He was the nation's first engineer, notably for his survey work.
#BuildingStrong
#USACEMVD

[PaulNiteLong @PFunkMpls]

#everyonelovesbj

[Coachella @coachella]

Basement Jaxx will be playing live for the first time in over a decade this year at Coachella.

The UK duo, Felix Buxton and Simon Ratcliffe, describe 2025 as a “new era” for Basement Jaxx, and Buxton has signaled they will be performing hits from their decades-long career as well as a new, forthcoming album.

The documentary 'The Road to Coachella' from Basement Jaxx’s 2004 performance is available on their YouTube channel.

[PaulNiteLong @PFunkMpls]

25% tariff on aluminum. Gonna have to switch to bottled beer.

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So, based on Eagles’ Super Bowl appearances, god is only good if you win. Nobody talks about him when he hangs an L on you.

[PaulNiteLong @PFunkMpls]

@johnkriesel Listened to the podcast a day late…two words for you: Pale Rider.

[PaulNiteLong @PFunkMpls]

Huh. So you voted for him why again? Anything to do with all the anti-DEI chatter and the talk of bringing back the confederate names of military bases? Nah, I’m suuuuuuuure it can’t be that.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Most Americans doubt President-elect Donald Trump will be able to bring down costs of food, housing, and health care. https://t.co/L9iFH1EuxQ

[Dustin Grage @GrageDustin]

I love football.

[PaulNiteLong @PFunkMpls]

Also, to the Bears. #garbageteam #garbagefsns

[DJK @DrunkJonKriesel]

To Vanilla Ice:

[PaulNiteLong @PFunkMpls]

Calling the US Healthcare System ‘not perfect’ is like my first quiz in Differntial Equations where I got a 2 out of 20. It was also ‘not perfect.’

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

refs: “there was no facemask on the play”

joe burrow: