Phil Gengler

Software developer, private pilot, and sometimes amateur cook. Creator of @beakeringnews, among other things.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i will avenge u mr van gogh

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

a lot of people are eulogizing Angela Lansbury by saying she was in the 1944 film Gaslight but she never was???? bizarre and insane belief to think she was in that movie

[Phil Gengler @pgengler]

@_salsadrunkard_ Colon cancer, illustrated: ;

[Patricia Correll @Author_PCorrell]

Me: No serial killer will ever lure me into their murder van. I' m too smart for that.

Murderer:

[Scott Manley @DJSnM]

I feel like I need to apologise to Astra for this.... but it was too good a joke to ignore.

[Cody Wimmer @Cody_Wimmer]

I’ve been through the desert on a

[disco in furlough @ThiefOfTweets]

Thrilling chase underway

[Alex Nichols @Lowenaffchen]

how come leonard cohen matches the chord changes to "the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall and the major lift" but when he says "secret chord" he plays an open A minor instead of some shit like C#m7b5add13

[Phil Gengler @pgengler]

@stefanpenner

[Scott Miller @byscottmiller]

My mom and step-dad have spent the better part of quarantine building what they call their "Mini Modern House."

It is, quite literally, a miniature marvel, and the world needs to see it.

Fully built and designed from scratch, the MMH comes with...

+Functioning electricity

[Phil Gengler @pgengler]

I miss AIM away messages.

[Alenora @spunkyturnip]

Nobody: What’s your favorite paradox?

Me: If you ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie UP, he cannot give it to you as he will never give you up. However, in doing so, he lets you down. Thus creating the Astley Paradox.

[Phil Gengler @pgengler]

I miss AIM away messages.

[Phil Gengler @pgengler]

“Fixed a problem where App Store copies of OmniFocus could lose their licensed status while AirPlay was active on Macs with wired ethernet connections.”

how do you even

[Lillie E. Franks, on her bad content arc @onyxaminedlife]

Dungeons and Dragons is popular because it appeals to the human fantasy of having a group of friends who can come over at a regular time

[kitze the 🐐 @thekitze]

this image hurts

[Bill McBain @mcbill]

Don’t be afraid to call out brands posting about 9/11 because they think they should be “part of the moment”. That’s bullshit.

[Ricky Mondello @rmondello]

A few weeks ago, Google announced a revolution in web development: serving HTML directly to browsers.

Today’s AMP Innovation is the ability to run custom JavaScript on your AMP pages. That’s right: for the first time, web developers can write JavaScript. https://t.co/FZ20BthDf6

[Phil Gengler @pgengler]

@NYCAviation @BlueAngels @AFThunderbirds @rafredarrows @thef35 Unfortunately the Blue Angels won’t be there: