Pamela Fritz Allen

Just three kids standing on each other’s shoulders under a trench coat using an iPhone

[Pamela Fritz Allen @pgfallen]

I mean, do you really want to live on this planet anymore? #SpaceForceRecruitmentSlogans

[Pamela Fritz Allen @pgfallen]

@SaraNetzley To incorrectly quote Varsity Blues, I wantcher life.

[Pamela Fritz Allen @pgfallen]

Fuck the Supremes who voted to overturn Roe v. Wade.

Women won’t stop getting abortions. We’ll just risk our lines by going to back alley butchers.

But, hey, at least all the straight white dudes can continue to own as many guns as they want.

[Pamela Fritz Allen @pgfallen]

@OhNoSheTwitnt My go-to remark is “Holy shit, you’re a despicable person” and then walking off. I doubt these asses think twice about it but at least it makes me feel better. And then I try to make a donation to Black Lives Matter or The Trevor Project or something to try to offset the awful.

[Pamela Fritz Allen @pgfallen]

Nicolas Cage is a officially a national f*cking treasure. Which I guess means at some point he’ll inevitably try to steal himself.

[Owen Gleiberman @OwenGleiberman]

#TheUnbearableWeightOfMassiveTalent, in which #NicolasCage plays himself, is a blast: about as much fun as you can have at a meta movie. My review from SXSW. https://t.co/9uN0W8a08T

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Grouches gonna grouch on Sesame Street. 💚 Thanks for visiting our neighborhood @BrettGoldstein! We love you!

[Peter Frampton @peterframpton]

Maybe video killed the radio star but the internet is killing democracy worldwide.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

The most shocking thing about the Jeremy Strong profile is that he’s not desperate for his older brother Mark’s love and respect, because they’re apparently unrelated.

[hbo max fka @streamonmax]

Matthew Macfadyen will love you no matter how objectionable your family is.

[Jason Adams @JAMNPP]

Jamie Dornan singing "Rainbow Connection" in his best Kermit voice and I am officially dead, dead, dead

[Pamela Fritz Allen @pgfallen]

@dixonchicks People gotta make sure they’re getting that good deal! 😂

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

When it comes to who I think is best to fix inequality in this country, it’s definitely a former private equity CEO

[Pamela Fritz Allen @pgfallen]

@ferricoxide They'll be provided just as soon as the incoming regime figures out how to power them using a maximum amount of coal.

[Pamela Fritz Allen @pgfallen]

IDK you guys I don't think Youngkin is conservative enough. I want a candidate who isn't afraid to bring back the use of leeches in medicine and call for drowning tests for suspected witches. #JFCVirginia #VAElections2021

[Pamela Fritz Allen @pgfallen]

@CogitoErgoBibo https://t.co/FJbzu2Awpv

[Pamela Fritz Allen @pgfallen]

Mars Attacks is a lot bleaker than I remembered. #TheWayDown

[Pamela Fritz Allen @pgfallen]

Who's going to eat Doris' baby?
A. Alma
B. Harry
C. Belle
D. Austin
E. All of the above

#AHSDoubleFeature

[Pamela Fritz Allen @pgfallen]

This is going to go well. #AHSDoubleFeature

[Pamela Fritz Allen @pgfallen]

Karen's eyebrows are the real horror story #AHSDoubleFeature