Peter, seriously

Come for the bad takes. Stay for the absolutely awful takes (he/him). I’m mostly on this so I can troll my children

[Peter, seriously @pgherena]

Burst of lilies #007

[Peter, seriously @pgherena]

Rose #006

[Peter, seriously @pgherena]

No. 005

[Peter, seriously @pgherena]

@stevetrumpeter Saaaaaame lol

[Peter, seriously @pgherena]

No. 004

[Peter, seriously @pgherena]

No. 003

[Peter, seriously @pgherena]

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[Peter, seriously @pgherena]

No.001

[Peter, seriously @pgherena]

My 3 followers will know I haven’t been on in a while. But I thought it was important to let you know A&W doesn’t serve root beer floats and therefore there’s no reason for that chain to exist. Thanks 🙏🏽

[Peter, seriously @pgherena]

@joshuastarmer Something’s wrong Joshua. The book reads upside down for me

[Peter, seriously @pgherena]

@rice_nug Definitely no comment

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Idk man, last time he was here this platform was used to incite an insurrection, multiple people died, the Vice President of the United States was nearly assassinated, and hundreds were injured but I guess that’s not enough for you to answer the question. Twitter poll it is

[Peter, seriously @pgherena]

Two inmates wrongfully convicted and detained in a maximum security prison find love while plotting their escape, in “Christmas Prison Break”

[Peter, seriously @pgherena]

A stunt paraglider crashes into a remote snowed in mountain cabin. She rides out the storm over Thanksgiving while befriending the cabin’s only occupant, a gruff mountain hermit who it turns out is her long lost father, in “The Holiday Hangover”

[Peter, seriously @pgherena]

A workaholic web browser programmer finds unexpected love when he’s set up with a rival Google programmer in “Chrome for the Holidays”

[Peter, seriously @pgherena]

Awful holiday movie concept: Two gladiators find friendship and unexpected bonding at a tavern while preparing for the winter solstice games, in “A Beery Speary Christmas”

[Peter, seriously @pgherena]

That’s what I call cancel culture

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

BREAKING: Gen Z and young Millennials under 30 voted at such a high level and skewed for Dems so much we canceled out every voter over age 65 across the US house races.

[Peter, seriously @pgherena]

Awful holiday movie concept: ambiguously romantic couple crash a boat off the coast of Italy; wind up as octopus trainers

[Peter, seriously @pgherena]

Awful holiday movie concept: A Long Covid Christmas

[Jared Yates Sexton @JYSexton]

Once more. Musk is doing us an incredible favor by demonstrating beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is no meritocracy and that wealth and power do not, in any way, denote talent or competence.