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@MeganMistakes Unionize

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@shagisabadword The best way? No, that would be waking up to find out that Justice Alito had drowned in a pool of urine unsuccessfully trying to save Justice Thomas from the same fate.

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@shagisabadword @ostonox Nice. Thanks for volunteering. We need good poll workers and few people are willing to give up their time.

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@shagisabadword @ostonox Isn't Election Day the 3rd?

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@MeganMistakes Dickie-Do. His belly stick out further than his dickie do.

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@shagisabadword I didn't think we'd need to wait until October for the most ignorant comment of the year, but here we are. Zero points and may you have a perpetual itch that you can't quite reach.

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@shagisabadword Thank god. Now I just need a 4th device in case I don't my 3 other devices with me.

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@shagisabadword Mmmmmm. I can already taste the warm bullshit.

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@MeganMistakes I think the one thing we can all agree on, regardless of political affiliation or background, is that Kash Patel has engaged in sexual relations with an animal. That much is clear.

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@D4Pats12 @robbiestacks90 exactly this

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@layneejamesxxx @spfotola That's some solid looking carbonara.

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@KeithWo4418 @coladoggxxx Because magnification is not always your friend.

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@TheTonyrone @VivekGRamaswamy Had to pass an IL state constitution test too!

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@AnaOfficialRose Looking for words, but all I have is Wow.

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@joncoopertweets The answer is, of course, 42.

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@kingharis You misspelled porno

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@BillSimmons Totally on the side of the guy who got stabbed in a strip club parking lot, quit FFL midseason due to a little ribbing, held a grudge for 2 years, and got suspended from his job after assaulting a guy who just walked away. Wait, what?

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@Super70sSports This ends with Orr retiring and Alan Eagleson getting kicked out of the HOF.

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@AdamSchefter Must have been one hell of a Cinco de Mayo party.