Pjotr Guffens

COYW

[Pjotr Guffens @PGuffens]

@CiaranMcc27 Mario Gaspar puskas nom

[jordy @jordymaui]

Website link to select your App Store:
https://t.co/bPtbWtO83V

And while you're here, once you've signed up - swap jerseys with me ;)
https://t.co/j2sR0c6eB8

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[Kevin @kevintence]

ONTOUR is in its final stages of development 📱

If you're a football fan who attends games for any club in the 92, get in touch with me and let’s start building a backlog for your club before the app launches 🫶

[Pjotr Guffens @PGuffens]

@GoonerrLad @_Ikegold @AS_Monaco_EN @AS_Monaco So Fulham gave bierith to Monaco with your logic

[Marko Gornik @MarkoGornik]

Parking the bus, wasting time, throwing balls on the pitch so Fulham can't proceed with the game...
That was "a billions dollars club" Manchester City against Fulham.
I would be ashamed if I was City fan.

Fulham can be proud of that performance.
#FFC

[Pjotr Guffens @PGuffens]

@CharlotteFC @CocaCola Reammmmmmm

[Pjotr Guffens @PGuffens]

@viaplaysportnl Half uur bezig met uitzenden en gaat al een half uur over man united, Vraag me af of we de basis van fulham überhaupt nog te zien krijgen

[FulhamBone @FulHambone]

Hahahah the actual video is just Palhinha completely ignoring the desperate Bayern journo. Romano is spiralling. #ffc

[Pjotr Guffens @PGuffens]

@FulhamFCza Only reason i have Twitter is you guys. Get in

[Pjotr Guffens @PGuffens]

@FulhamTransfer Kmac

[Pjotr Guffens @PGuffens]

@GioHustles @MrSammyJames We don’t even get apologies from pgmol. Apparently not important enough. Didn’t hear anything from them about bassey getting tackled b4 arsenals second goal or his first yellow when an arsenal player was in the box

[Pjotr Guffens @PGuffens]

@OsasOnRizz @FabrizioRomano Atleast spell his name right

[Pjotr Guffens @PGuffens]

@bayerngotking @JrVaide Won’t benefit both clubs

[Pjotr Guffens @PGuffens]

@xdSkilzy @Rohit_Das11 Deluded

[John Clarke @johnclarkeffc]

No doubt Silva will be in trouble for comments after yesterday’s game - but surely his only offence is honesty 🤔 Bassey’s first yellow for @FulhamFC is scandalous He doesn’t have to take the goal kick until the opponent is out of the box. Disgrace a PL ref is ignorant of law.🤬

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

#ProjectAfrica Day 107: 60km

Gonna be honest the last few days have probably been some of the toughest of my life.

On day 102 I was separated from the boys & the support van after some impassable roads in the planned route.

In an attempt to find the boys at a village on the plan B route, I stumbled into a rural settlement where the chief told me I must give him money. I had none. So that went down well.

Pretty soon I found myself surrounded by lots of game blokes with machetes. Was escorted out the village into the bush. Mind was racing. I’ve heard the horror stories. Thought I might be about to become one. Emptied my bag to show I had nothing but a half eaten biscuit. Gave it to them, and ran.

Spent the next few hours bushwhacking through overgrown jungle paths. Trying to stay off any tracks until I was far away. Made it to the village on the plan B route to find the road was also impassable for the support van again.

Exhausted and dehydrated, I started heading back to the last known place with passable roads when 2 blokes pulled up on a motorbike. They spoke no English but tried to communicate I must come with them to get back to my friends.

As you can imagine, I was extremely reluctant. I also had no money, food, water, signal, data, or knowledge of where the boys were. Was growing increasingly concerned that I wouldn’t find any of these things before sunset.

So I decided my best bet was to trust that the boys had sent these guys to bring me to them. What happened next was a 7 hour motorbike ride deeper into the jungle. In my head I thought this was it. Me. The self proclaimed hardest geezer. About to get held in a Congo gulag before being ripped apart limb by limb and eaten.

So yeah. That was some going. Eventually I rolled into a village late in the evening where I was taken into a hut, and lots of men argued about what to do with me and talked about how much money I owe them (still had none).

Then the acting chief who spoke small amounts of English came, and we managed to iron things out. Get French speaking Harry on the phone, and find that this was a misunderstanding. The boys spent the next couple days trying to get together a rescue plan through some of the worst roads I’ve ever seen. Bring some money for these people, and get me back.

We made it out. And travelled back to the start point of day 102, where I ran 60km today on our new route. My head ain’t fully there right now. But we move the same way as always, forward🫡

[Pjotr Guffens @PGuffens]

@RealHeadshotz @THFC1970 @WestHam_Central @nickmashiter Europa league final 2010 after beating Juventus 4-1

[Pjotr Guffens @PGuffens]

@FulhamFCza Same with the 3 west ham hand ball goals this season. Bias against promoted teams too

[Pjotr Guffens @PGuffens]

@premierleague How has this goal stood? Unbelievable. Third west ham hand ball goal against Fulham this season. Sort it out.

[Pjotr Guffens @PGuffens]

@FulhamFC Handball no?