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[Ty Anderson @_TyAnderson]

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[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 the mitcham belle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @volvicstorm98]

Andy Burnham is going to change the national anthem to just 3 minutes of the piano riff from "Step On"

[A_ @a_brns_]

Suspect we’ve all known this for some time but good to have it confirmed - the yanks are not proper pintmen.

[Billie @Billie_T]

England fans booing the hydration break, my country 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[aria the ninth @An_Aria_Blooms]

hmm.

[wise political commentator (derogatory) @b_n_d_l_e]

there’s some missing context that helps explain the rude initial message: the author had submitted a newly developed vegan ube ice cream recipe

[phoebe @ph0ebey]

My all time top songs on spotify is a Hot Mess … don’t know what else I expected tbh

[cly @tribecalledrags]

The Anaheim Ducks are just considered a legitimate franchise. And you’re all okay with that. They were created based on a Disney movie franchise. They were owned by Disney from their inception up until 2005. And you’re all like cool let’s invite him to the party he’s a fun hang

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

The Pacific Ocean is so vast it could hold 16 Polands

[Queen Liza🩷🤍💙 @KrystalWolfyAlt]

london

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

“I’ve been cast at the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony”

“What are you?”

“A stovetop espresso maker.”

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

Keeping watch 🫡

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

nobody warns you about the number of movies people will simply assume youve seen

[aja 💗🐸 @smokechokecroak]

everyone should've had their first fandom experience at age 12 a decade ago on tumblr because grown ass adults joining their first fandoms on 2026 twitter is a recipe for disaster

[Lauren @BOSBruinsHC]

all im getting from this is that AI can replace everyone except charlie mcavoy

[r @6ffside]

i mean this is quite possibly the funniest thing to show a habs home crowd when the team is down 3-0 . like hey to make matters worse—your fictional captain is hooking up with the fictional captain of the boston bruins

[Bad Writing Takes 🖊️🏳️‍🌈 @BadWritingTakes]

In a staggering bit of anti-logic, JK Rowling claims that the Girl Guides being financially bullied into to expell transgender girls - explicitly against the will of their female leadership and staff members - is good because it "tells girls they have the right to say 'no'".