Phil

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[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

Thank you for everything, Michael 💛💚

[Phil @ph1l_3]

@FGRFC_Official @DaleVince @Scrimadon strange one this, big risk on savage

[Phil @ph1l_3]

Sad news. Very rare to have had owners that were fans as well. Gave so much for this club 💛💚

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

Everyone at Norwich City is deeply saddened by the passing of our honorary life president, Michael Wynn Jones.

Michael died peacefully at home on Monday morning, aged 85. He will be greatly missed.

His family are grateful for the wonderful care provided by the community nursing team at St Elizabeth Hospice.

Our deepest condolences are with Delia and Tom, and with all of Michael’s family, friends and loved ones.

At the family’s request, we ask that their privacy be respected at this difficult time.

[Phil @ph1l_3]

@BBCGlos @Scrimadon looks like you could be having Robbie savage as manager

[Phil @ph1l_3]

Man U fan thinking the championship is Sunday league football

[. @utdcynical]

The funniest part of City potentially playing Championship football is imagining the complete culture shock.

Haaland asking where the Champions League anthem is and getting “Freed From Desire” through one working speaker at Deepdale.

Cherki turning up expecting a perfectly watered carpet and finding a pitch that looks like it hosted a fucking agricultural show that morning.

Doku discovering that Championship fullbacks don’t “show you outside” they show you the fucking car park.

Anderson asking the analyst about expected possession while Millwall’s manager is drawing “FUCKING WIN IT” on the tactics board.

Foden arriving for a 12:30 away game and watching some bloke behind the goal finish his sixth pint before warm ups.

Maresca trying to explain inverted full backs to a fourth official who’s just told him to stop fucking moaning and get back in his technical area.

[Ice Cube @icecube]

Don’t you ever tell me how to talk to my wife you trick. Stay outta grown folks business.

[Sammie @SammieDI80]

On the Ball Titties

[Richard Keys @richardajkeys]

He was very complimentary about you Rio. And quite right too. One of our best - very best. Thanks for the good wishes. Speak soon perhaps? It would be good to have you on. I hope you’re keeping well you ‘egg’. Do you remember? Me and Shreevsey had you on toast. 😂😂.

[Phil @ph1l_3]

The state of that 😂

[Everton @Everton]

The Toffees. ✊🔵

[Phil @ph1l_3]

@jaytcoza Bet your fun at kids parties

[Phil @ph1l_3]

Beautiful human, beautiful footballer

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Emi Buendia, that is a BEAUTIFUL strike 😮‍💨

📺 Stream now on TNT Sports & HBO Max

[Phil @ph1l_3]

@theposh Looking forward to @DMAC102 coming on here tonight to argue and slag the his own fans off

[Phil @ph1l_3]

@loodoftrojan 😂

[Phil @ph1l_3]

Anyone remotely interested in football could get this 😂

[Zora @utdzora]

Almost NOBODY will get this… 💀

Name ONE player who has played for ALL SIX (6) clubs. 👀

Level: ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. 🔥

[Phil @ph1l_3]

@DylanCurtis1902 @alex_linardos 😂

[Phil @ph1l_3]

@DylanCurtis1902 @alex_linardos Yeah I’m not sure tbh. Maybe after a few bites

[Phil @ph1l_3]

@DylanCurtis1902 @alex_linardos He’s saying good evening to everyone except these players he’s mentioned. Then asking if he’s missed anyone

[Phil @ph1l_3]

@oscht29 @VyperKitty @Scrimadon I thought @theposh would have signed him

[Phil @ph1l_3]

@mattjohnson333 True it is an opinion. But saying “How to spot a true maniac” because people cannot afford to buy legit shirts shows who you are as a person