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texas ex. future therapist. she/her.

[p @ph9822]

hi

[p @ph9822]

@jujubeeandcleo spiritually cousins

[p @ph9822]

first time watching sleepaway camp these men are all dressed like SLUTS

[p @ph9822]

in college i was anorexic and on coke and dropped to 50 pounds below what i am now. i ended up gaining the weight back from psych meds & for soooo long i really romanticized what i looked like then. a year or two ago i saw a picture from that time and YIKES i looked really sick/:

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

girls will see a picture of themselves from the lowest moment of their life and be like “omg I was so skinny…”

[p @ph9822]

@DstanfordHenry since we were standing in those spots i guess there wasn’t a spot to put them….although they could have put holes in the ground for them. they were always attached to something on the guard stands. only 2 or 3 of the 15ish spots were seated.

[p @ph9822]

or i read it as snow but snow in my mind is also coke

[p @ph9822]

it’s so funny that i’ve been off coke for four fucking years but i still see ❄️ and read it as coke not snow. do any other addicts have a timeline on if/when that shit stops?

[p @ph9822]

thank god i’m not a celebrity if a news outlet reported any of my situationships id have to kill myself

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨❤️ BREAKING —

Adam Friedland and Grimes Are Rumored to be in a "Situationship".

[p @ph9822]

@lildalliance bpd-off is entering the vocabulary thank you

[p @ph9822]

little cousin no longer has dreadlocks so i am free from thinking “you can’t do your hair like that white baby” every time i see him

[p @ph9822]

hate when they make me wait a long time after the initial nurse check in at the gynecologist. my pussy shouldn’t be out in public this long.

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

trying to make small talk when ur lowkey super mentally ill is like Yeah my weekend was good how was yours. i killed myself a million times in my head this month

[p @ph9822]

user & letterboxd

[Beth @marybethgrace]

user & letterboxd!

[trash jones @jzux]

hinge is sort of like the odyssey in that there are suitors in my house but I low key want to kill them

[Nina 🐈‍⬛ @dillydallyesque]

Me normally: ACAB
Me when the Tate brothers are arrested:

[julie @juliesacunt]

Sunnydale high doesn’t have an enforced dress code because they’ve got bigger things to fry like the swim team becoming Soviet Union fish monsters and the principles being eaten repeatedly

[latke @latkedelrey]

i’m kind of annoyed because if you ever tell any medical professional that you’ve smoked weed even one time they will always suggest that you have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome even if you are dying of the bubonic plague

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, he told me aahhh shit it’s hot fuck there’s so much fire oh god reagans here too fuckkkk

[romeo☆ @fleabagbyclairo]

I love my stepmom I think she deserves to hit my dad sometimes as a treat