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not a troll account

[hawyth @harythilmy]

I really hope @LEGO_Group sues the shit out of this 🥰🥰🥰

[Wise @trikcode]

Why are we even calling them "agents" instead of "scripts that use LLMs"?

Because most "agents" I've seen are just:
1. Prompt
2. Call API
3. Parse response
4. Loop

That's... a script.

[宀🦍 @ph_song_]

4 5 7?

[soares ᶜᵉᶜ @lscec22]

Você só pode eliminar 3 coisas do mundo e aí?

1- Racismo 5- Religião
2- Câncer 6- Política
3- Aborto 7- Pobreza
4- Fome 8-Drogas

[androgenic @androgenic_]

I accidentally misgendered someone but at least I apologised for it

[Thevesh @Thevesh]

After almost 4 years of hard work, I'm very happy to share something which I hope will be a game-changer for election data in Malaysia:

https://t.co/hW0OIDm594

To cut a (very) long story short, the site gives you access to Malaysia's COMPLETE electoral history. Every election, every candidate, every party, every seat - all there at your fingertips.

There are 5 types of datasets available:
• Parlimen/DUN-level results (the 'official' results, covering every single election since 1955)
• Parlimen/DUN-level maps (covering every single boundary-drawing exercise since 1954)
• Anonymised individual-level voter rolls for GE-13, GE-14, and GE-15, as well as Johor 2022 and N9 2023 (more to come soon)
• Saluran (!!!!) level results for GE-13, GE-14, and GE-15, as well as Johor 2022 and N9 2023 (also more to come soon)
• DM-level maps for the latest set (versions going back to 2003 will follow eventually)

Enjoy!

Data-cleaning and curation is bitter work, but once it's done once, everyone can reap the benefits.

[LetItFlowAgain🍃 @GreenRambutans]

Kenapa panggil Shah Alam Line sedangkan berakhir arah Klang sana 😅
Jom p Klang

[eva edxn @evaedxn]

I’m no longer looking for love, I’m now looking for insider information on publicly traded companies

[corin @susununn]

are they still suicidal thoughts if you don't really plan about committing

[宀🦍 @ph_song_]

😭🤣😭🤣😭

[宀🦍 @ph_song_]

😭😭😭 what a yearn

[ِ @anjoazl]

i wonder if u ever talk about missing me to anyone

[َ @gffyoq]

i lied, i do have jealousy issues.

[宀🦍 @ph_song_]

Avoidance kicking in

[宀🦍 @ph_song_]

Isn’t it

[cloutless @peaceful_bully]

Gen Z really thinks life starts at 25 and ends at 29

[宀🦍 @ph_song_]

Love it when my dates trauma dump on me about their past relationships.

It might kill my interest in them, but damn, the stories hit harder than any movie or book.

[宀🦍 @ph_song_]

I want someone I can yearn for in my life

[joey @FKQ]

date idea we both stab each other, and we both crawl on the grave and we die together.. like Romeo and Juliet

[宀🦍 @ph_song_]

le sè

[BFM News @NewsBFM]

MyDigital ID registration kiosks nationwide will be upgraded with real-time facial biometric verification linked to the National Registration Department’s database.

Existing users will also be required to undergo periodic facial biometric re-verification to ensure continued security of their digital identities.

🧵1

[宀🦍 @ph_song_]

Im a loser

[Anupam Haldkar  @AnupamHaldkar]

As a Backend Developer, Slap yourself if you cannot clearly explain at least 10 of the following:

TCP congestion control algorithms
TLS 1.3 handshake internals
HTTP/2 multiplexing & HPACK
HTTP/3 + QUIC packet loss recovery
Connection pooling pitfalls
Zero-downtime deployment strategies
Database transaction isolation levels (serializable vs snapshot)
B-tree vs LSM-tree index internals
Query planner & cost-based optimization
Deadlock detection & prevention
ACID vs BASE trade-offs
Two-phase commit vs Saga pattern
Distributed locking (Redlock pitfalls)
CAP theorem in practice
CRDTs & conflict-free replicated data types
Eventual consistency anti-patterns
Kafka partition rebalancing & exactly-once semantics
RabbitMQ dead-letter queues & message ordering
gRPC streaming + flow control
GraphQL resolver batching & N+1 problem
OAuth2 token introspection vs JWT validation
Rate limiting algorithms (token bucket vs leaky bucket)
Circuit breaker + bulkhead patterns
Observability: OpenTelemetry tracing propagation
Prometheus metric cardinality explosion
Log aggregation with sampling
Memory-mapped files vs traditional I/O
Garbage collection tuning (G1 vs ZGC)
Thread pools vs virtual threads (Project Loom)
Actor model vs shared-memory concurrency
Message-driven architecture (Akka / Orleans)
CQRS + Event Sourcing projections
Outbox pattern for reliable events
Sharding strategies & hot partition avoidance
Read replicas lag monitoring
Database connection pool exhaustion
Prepared statement caching
Index bloat & vacuum strategies
Kubernetes pod disruption budgets
Service mesh traffic shifting
Serverless cold-start mitigation
API gateway throttling & caching layers
Background job queues (Celery / BullMQ) retry semantics
Distributed cache invalidation (cache-aside vs write-through)
Eventual consistency in cache
Idempotency keys in API design
Optimistic locking with version vectors
Paxos / Raft consensus internals
Byzantine fault tolerance basics
Chaos engineering principles
Database failover & split-brain prevention
Microservices observability (distributed tracing)
API contract testing (Pact / Spring Cloud Contract)
Backward-compatible schema evolution
Protobuf vs JSON performance trade-offs
Binary protocol parsing
Zero-copy networking (sendfile)
epoll / kqueue internals
Syscall overhead & context switching
Memory barriers & CPU cache coherence
Lock-free data structures
Bloom filters & HyperLogLog in practice
Consistent hashing for load balancing
Virtual memory & page faults impact
Container runtime security (seccomp, AppArmor)
Sidecar pattern limitations
Service discovery (Consul vs DNS)
Blue-green vs canary deployments
Feature flags with rollout strategies
Data pipeline backpressure handling
Exactly-once processing guarantees
Idempotent consumers in event streams

And if you only know 10 — kindly return the “Senior Backend Developer” title. 😄