Sam

[Pat Thorman @Pat_Thorman]

men will literally go to therapy instead of making a fourth-round pick in this shitty draft

[Jake @JakeWally]

They’re talking about ai like justin herbert dawg

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

Standard 4-6-3.

[Julian Baron @JulianTBaron]

MLB owners: we need to appeal to young people

Rob Manfred:

[Blazers Lead @BlazersLead]

The year is 2040. The NBA’s Pythagorean Theorem of Tanking has made it so that this season, the 9th-worst record has the best odds at landing the No. 1 pick in the upcoming draft.

This year’s top prospect is the 8-foot-1 phenom out of Albania who shoots 45% on 3s. If the Blazers lose their final regular season game against the Las Vegas Sharks, they increase their odds to the maximum 8.5% chance at landing him. If they win, they will be the No. 1 seed in the Western Conference

It is a tough choice for Portland whether to trot out 50-year-old tank commander Damian Lillard, playing in his 28th season, tonight or not

[Adolis Muse @AdolisMuse]

Get ready to learn Japanese buddy

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Stopped living at 81 to pay respect to Kobe.

[cerise 🍒 @yfcherries]

What’s Canada’s “fourth” city? Vancouver, Edmonton, and Calgary are pretty clearly the top 3 but the 4th is more ambiguous. I feel like the main contenders are probably Red Deer, Lethbridge, Winnipeg, or maybe Montréal

[Sam @phable_]

@xXHappyHerbsXx @SznPltts https://t.co/thS1iaiCcR

[Sam @phable_]

@c_gaypan_ic @lognostwin @_JPIsBored @sportswaatcher One of my fav comedies of all time leans on the enforcer archetype that Ryan is in that book: https://t.co/P1IpwcV2NH

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

He was labeled a bust.

Let go multiple times.

Everyone gave up on him.

But look who is in the Super Bowl now.

Congrats, Drew Lock

[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

I’d rather go to hell than go to Gene Steratore

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

Think of how much better this video will look with Hammond, Indiana as the backdrop 🤤

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

MAX KEPLER, JUICED UP OUT OF HIS MIND: “let’s hit some fucking ground balls to the shortstop.”

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

LeBron could never

[KnicksMuse @KnicksMuse]

Ready to roll for tomorrow

[JMU Sports News @JMUSportsNews]

We hate to agree with Paul Finebaum, buuuut some teams really don't belong in the CFP field.

Alabama is a DEI inclusion. Miami being in the field is woke nonsense.

It should be a 6-team playoff between heavyweights: JMU-Bloomington, JMU, OSU, Georgia, Oregon, and Texas Tech.

[Connor Williams⚾🏴‍☠️ @Wins_Williams]

Mike Yastrzemski and Jhostynxon Garcia platoon I call that two-factor authentication