The year is 2040. The NBA’s Pythagorean Theorem of Tanking has made it so that this season, the 9th-worst record has the best odds at landing the No. 1 pick in the upcoming draft.
This year’s top prospect is the 8-foot-1 phenom out of Albania who shoots 45% on 3s. If the Blazers lose their final regular season game against the Las Vegas Sharks, they increase their odds to the maximum 8.5% chance at landing him. If they win, they will be the No. 1 seed in the Western Conference
It is a tough choice for Portland whether to trot out 50-year-old tank commander Damian Lillard, playing in his 28th season, tonight or not
What’s Canada’s “fourth” city? Vancouver, Edmonton, and Calgary are pretty clearly the top 3 but the 4th is more ambiguous. I feel like the main contenders are probably Red Deer, Lethbridge, Winnipeg, or maybe Montréal
We hate to agree with Paul Finebaum, buuuut some teams really don't belong in the CFP field.
Alabama is a DEI inclusion. Miami being in the field is woke nonsense.
It should be a 6-team playoff between heavyweights: JMU-Bloomington, JMU, OSU, Georgia, Oregon, and Texas Tech.