Brandon Smith

programmer, games, bibliophile, Detroit sports fan, FC Barcelona Soci and Penyista, NYCFC

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing it is illegal to touch water in public but if you touch children on private islands you will become the president of the US

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

The electric Telemundo call from Andrés Cantor on the second Lionel Messi goal of the day. ⚽️🐐🔥🎙️ #WorldCup

[まだ面白い @madaomoshiroi]

Windowsの効果音を口だけで表現するアカペラグループが凄すぎる

[MLB @MLB]

It's tough seeing others live out your dream 🐶🌭

[𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙀 𝙂𝘼𝙕𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀 ™ 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @FrancisWegner]

@Acyn I heard a boy named Jason drowned in there.

[kuss @dontkuss]

If the reflecting pool taught you anything DO NOT RIDE THIS

[MK Pellikka @aseparatemind]

Detroit had the Russian Five. Florida will have the January 6

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

There is no law that prohibits people from touching the water of the reflecting pool. The US military is now intimidating the public who are simply exercising their freedoms.

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A girl made a casino for her cat

She built a real slot machine that dispenses a treat if the cat wins — now the fluffy one is literally hooked on “spins”.

A gambling cat — trouble for the household.

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

Están viviendo el sueño.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Sam/FIFA Brit @FIFABrit]

Zlatan lasted 4 days 😂

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“I have totally defeated you and also transferred $300 billion dollars into your bank account”

[Brandon Smith @phaeta]

@paulg Ahem, what are their names?

[Paul Graham @paulg]

Work on something you're as interested in as our cats are interested in this pigeon.

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

Haiti v Scotland is the World Cup’s only group-stage match where both countries occupy the smaller, mountainous part of a major island shared with a larger neighbour.

Haiti has western Hispaniola. Scotland has northern Great Britain.

Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis.

[Victoria Samson @VSamson_DC]

@theFloodShark @KUAthletics Rock el Casbah by Rachid Taha, an Algerian music legend

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Our Chris Richards.

He completed all 83 passes he attempted for the @USMNT against Paraguay. The most passes with a 100% accuracy rate by any player in a @FIFAWorldCup match since 1966.

@OptaJack 📊

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

Thank goodness for Birthright citizenship

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