In the wake of the closure of #bathmoles we spoke to @thetimes about the crisis grassroots music venues like Bedford Esquires are facing.
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Skittles round up pt1. First home match. A mixed rabble including Skinny Sid, crouching Doug (hidden dragon) a short guy with a low low stance. The hapless farmhand Jack managed to call the Guinness a very un PC name, quite oblivious.
Lost
Could have bought Gary Linekers ear for the price if these but couldn't resist. Still can't quite decide on them but keep going back - getting notes of woodland floor and gnome detritus, coupled with Spanish farmers tractor seat. Like to see them in the ring with Monster Munch
https://t.co/6XyJk2FIDC since this feature was first published, all the pubs have been bought by BeerCat Inc. All staff were sacrificed and replaced by tattooed androids