Pegs

RN, writer/editor, political junkie, perpetual student, mom to one amazing kid

[Pegs @phahnzy]

@Rothmus Imagine this. You’re a successful medical professional. You’re engaged to a wonderful man. Your nieces/nephews love you dearly. You’re close with your siblings & talk to them daily. And you’re perfectly happy because you’re living your life and minding your own f**king business.

[Pegs @phahnzy]

@LibertyCappy A lot of women want to be doctors and they enjoy their careers. I work side-by-side with them every day. Feminism is about having the *opportunity* to become a doctor or a lawyer or a CEO. Sounds like you all are starting to take our rights for granted.

[Pegs @phahnzy]

Got scared when my building started shaking so I ran to the bathroom and climbed into the tub but I think that’s for tornadoes not earthquakes so If anyone plans to survive a natural disaster don’t do whatever it is I’m doing.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

We should refer to this period in history simply as “The Circumstances.”

[Tori @ToriTheMom]

When they said "it takes a village" I thought they were referring to raising a child not keeping up with laundry.

[Pegs @phahnzy]

@newsworthy17 Oh! It sounded like you meant there had never been one. Anita Van Buren is probably my favorite cast member ever.

[Heatherhere 👽 @Heatinblack]

The 80s, the decade that asks if you want more saxophone and gives it to you regardless of the answer

[Fr. Stephen Schultz @FatherSchultz]

More of this, please!

How One Welsh Priest Brought Our Lord to Empty Streets| National Catholic Register https://t.co/QJanfGQBWA

[Spence @SpenceDen]

Schoolhouse Rock did not prepare me for this.

[Pegs @phahnzy]

It’s been eight years of people getting my name wrong here at LIJ, so it seems strangely appropriate that the bakery got my name wrong on my goodbye cake. And I love it!

[Pegs @phahnzy]

Josh: I’m tired! I did 16,000 steps today at work! [Proudly shows me his Fitbit]
Me: That’s my Fitbit.
Josh: I was wondering why the wristband was so tight.
Me [having sat on the couch all day]: Thanks for the steps, though.
Josh: This is bullsh*t! I want my steps back!

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

A few things to remember in 2021

-This year might not be perfect either but that’s ok
-Covering yourself in blankets feels sorta like a hug
-MoonPies will always give you a reason to smile :)
-Linda I’m a different person now please text me back

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

Buy this for someone you love or even someone you don’t

[Pegs @phahnzy]

Warner Bros Before Hoes https://t.co/mLOOIEeBQI

[Pegs @phahnzy]

@3GoMigos Smart friend!

[Pegs @phahnzy]

@muffnbear 🤣🤣🤣

[Pegs @phahnzy]

So how does this work? Do all the businesses that boarded up unboard and then reboard over and over for the foreseeable future?