Angela Anaconda

Seeker of knowledge, Pagan, avid reader, MSW, hypnotist, wannabe goth 💜✨🌱🐰🔮

[Angela Anaconda @phalaniges]

Me: can you fucking not? I’m trying to vibe here. Mosquito: ☠️

[Angela Anaconda @phalaniges]

@MavenOfMayhem So extra for absolutely no reason

[Bachelor Fantake @BachelorFantake]

Ready to settle in for a nice 2 hour maximum episode of wildly stupid reality tv like the good lord intended.

#BachelorInParadise

[Angela Anaconda @phalaniges]

@jrc1921 Y’all want to give someone a break that could gives two shits about you

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Adults who get diagnosed with ADHD go through a mourning period of “what might’ve been, if only I’d known.”

[Angela Anaconda @phalaniges]

Oh so he still wants to fuck but the engagement commitment is too much for him right? #thebachelorette

[bachelol @bachelol]

If I’m not the dopest girl my husband thinks he’s ever hung with I don’t want it #bachelorette #TheBachelorette

[Angela Anaconda @phalaniges]

Toad or Yoshi

[k 🍪 @yaitskayy]

fuck astrology who do you main in mario kart

[RAR @ryderswriters]

@reigneko "Did I just say there was a PETTING ZOO downstairs?! NOO-ah."

[Angela Anaconda @phalaniges]

@reigneko Welcome to prime time bitch!!

[Angela Anaconda @phalaniges]

Every survival horror movie has a lame leg injury that could have easily been avoided

[Plantain Lover @estherfams_]

The S in September is for success, self care, stability, serenity and a month where you will shine!

[Angela Anaconda @phalaniges]

I got my septum pierced and a new tattoo today 🥰😍

[Angela Anaconda @phalaniges]

Cedar point is an elite amusement park

[🧞‍♀️ @empresssiive]

im slowly coming to the conclusion that all animals are dogs when treated right

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

life is about finally embracing the Weirdness that your formative years bullied out of you

[Angela Anaconda @phalaniges]

Playing Scooby Doo: Night of 100 Frights on PS2 is the most nostalgic, the last time I played shows on the memory card as 2007

[KHYA🤍 @KhyaAriel]

My plan every year is to be more social but idk its just.. i think everybody weird 😖 plsss