phalkon

father, husband, musician, soldier, @Colts fan.

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@GarySinise As a veteran, I always love hearing about your projects, Gary. So rare that celebrities actually care about their country and the people who swear to protect it. ❤️ 🇺🇸

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@KyleBrandt Say what you will, but Tomlin's YouTube video about this has 1million views in less than 24hrs... I just turned 42 and I play Minecraft with my son and nephew to stay connected to them. 🤘

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@moviehub222 Yeah, that first part is pretty heartbreaking.

The rest was justice.

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@andymoychicago @JCFights Nah man. Asking for clarification as to why he was pulled over is not "combative". you're out of your goddamn mind.

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@AmazingEyes1122 16

12 holes front and back
Sleeves, neck, bottom = 4

12+4=16

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@KyleBrandt @gmfb @nflnetwork @ESPNNFL @willcolon66 @JamieErdahl Literally laughing my ass off this morning. Hilarious. 🤣

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@FromTilting @HistoryCalendar YES, I LOVED THE X-PRESIDENTS!!

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@KyleBrandt @JamieErdahl @gmfb Also, doesn't the elbow only have a fraction of nerve endings as the hand??

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@KyleBrandt @JamieErdahl @gmfb Never did this before... but OMG Jamie's face is hilarious at the end 🤣 😂 😭

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Question:
Do Whopper sales plummet during "No Kings Day"? @BurgerKing

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@KyleBrandt with an early morning #CLUE reference??? I'm here for it. @gmfb

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@KyleBrandt @gmfb @NFLGameDay @Colts I love Kyle for this... just because I know Kyle absolutely LOATHES flying. Mainly because... well, people. 🤷‍♂️

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@KyleBrandt @gmfb @Colts @nflnetwork @NFLGameDay I love this. Indiana Jones is balling, and JT is just a MONSTER this season. Omg, I love my Colts. #ColtsNation #ForTheShoe

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@gmfb whoa whoa whoa... did Jamie just say the 7-2 Colts? Was that a slip on game script, or... 😬🤔

Don't disrespect the #coltsnation when you're repping Queen Carlie!!! 😡😤

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@PortersBurgh I feel ya man..my Colts are one of the last 4-1 teams and this list has us barely in the Top 10 🤣🤣🤣

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@NFLonFOX For a second I was like... wait, Steelers aren't 4-1 like everyone else. Oh, early bye. LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣 gtfo

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@gmfb I really need @KyleBrandt to give me a some sort of redemption shout out on the show. I drafted Skattebo on fantasy this year, & i play wife this week, who has Barkley.. followed your lead and gut checked played Skattebo as my FLEX... I'm on the couch tonight.

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@gmfb Manti brings up an excellent point with Bengals needing a better backup QB than Browning. Reminds me of the old Little Caesars joke:

"Our pizza is hot and ready."

"Is it any good?"

"IT'S HOT. AND READY."

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@jkbmyrs5 is the worst worst fantasy football player in the history of fantasy football. Everytime he sits on the bench, he pops off. Every time I play him, he goes for half his projection at best. Can I just play a second kicker? Holy shit. At least I have a legit expectation

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My son got into the show #FloorIsLava & this episode has a guy named #OrangeCassidy

Haha, Orange Cassidy is the douchiest loser bitch I've ever seen before. 🤣 I'd challenge him to thumb wrestling, but I'm sure he'd act too cool & then sprain his hand before the match started