Ben

[Ben @phallacy]

Just flung my hotel curtains open. Pretty sure someone in Dallas has seen my balls now.

[Ben @phallacy]

Early spaceflight required big balls. But not too big. The fuel was expensive.

[Ben @phallacy]

Optical camouflage pants that project image from a video camera that you keep in your pants.

[Ben @phallacy]

Smelt it dealt it was always more strategy that I've known how to employ

[Ben @phallacy]

Uncle thumb trick... Never could tell what I was supposed to be seeing

[Ben @phallacy]

Like athletes on steroids.

[Ben @phallacy]

Like steroids on steroids.

[Ben @phallacy]

My boss can beat up your Jewish carpenter.

[Ben @phallacy]

Heirloom quality stashbooks.

[Ben @phallacy]

Buckingham palace. Your taxes pay for us guarding nothing with a marching band.

[Ben @phallacy]

I'm a dictator. You're a dick tot.

[Ben @phallacy]

The lie joke.

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Jesus invented Al Gore.

[Ben @phallacy]

I'm calling bullshit. http://yfrog.com/3z9dhj

[Ben @phallacy]

A steamed sandwich shop called Steamers

[Ben @phallacy]

"...but the morning would"

[Ben @phallacy]

(chick music starts) Did anyone else just grow a vagina? start their period?

[Ben @phallacy]

Jesus started each show with "Watch this shit."

[Ben @phallacy]

"I love birds." Really? I've got some birds.